Everyone deserves a night of fun.

 

When making business cards make sure the picture actually looks like what it's supposed to be.

 

Be careful when handing out business cards since the wrong idea might be had about what services you offer.

 

You shouldn't be so judgey of people.

 

Practice your social skills since, "Are you in need of rescuing?" tends not to work.

 

Instead of sitting alone in the dark you could always turn on the light.

 

Some gifts can't be returned.

 

Violence can sometimes solve a problem.

 

It's a really bad idea to meet a guy in a bar, go home with him and sleep with him since there will be consequences.

 

It's a good idea to know how to type when using a computer.

 

It's nice to apologize when you've been rude.

 

Don't tell a girl not to go somewhere that you plan on going to since it's sexist.

 

It's hard to meet people because the whole trust factor is an issue.

 

Some dreams can be very nice since not all demons are created equal.

 

Guys that call girls dowdy suck especially if they aren't exactly Mr Yummy since they shouldn't really say anything.

 

Even vamps can get their asses kicked.

 

Things aren't always as they appear.

 

If you need to hit the cop to escape apologize beforehand.

 

Girls have girl parts and boys have boy parts usually.

 

To make things more legitimate get a license and maybe put it in the name of your human pal.

 

Lonely people try to make connections.

 

Know when you're walking into a trap.

 

Flesh coming off along with a bloody shirt isn't a turn on for girls just tend to run away from that.

 

If the grappeling hook doesn't work a gun can come in handy when you need to get out of a locked room.

 

If being set on fire won't stop the nasty fire a few rounds to make it dead.

 

It's hard to get to know people. Angel

 

Sometimes a person just wants to go home.

 

Turn off the lights for more effective brooding.

 

Don't run through dark alleys in the dead of night.

 

Some guys actually keep their word.

 

An invoice is just paper so save the celebrating until you get the actual money.

 

A vampire doesn't need a hat and gun since the fangs can be quite effective all on their own.

 

If you are given the Ring of Amarra don't destroy it since it could come in handy later.

 

Some topics are best avoided.

 

I think the trick is laying off the ale before you start quoting Angela's Ashes and weeping like a babyman. Cordy

 

Be careful with who you call my little Bam Bam.

 

There's a time and a place for everything.

 

Even if a vampire isn't invited they can still do damage to your building like burning it down.

 

Nicknames can be revealing like Frankie Tripod.

 

If you don't want to speak to someone say that your other line is ringing.

 

You need to have faith in yourself.

 

Love shouldn't come with 911 calls.

 

If you're avoiding people disguise yourself and say something like, "House of Pies."

 

Sometimes you need to beat the info out of the guy.

 

Even slow learners eventually catch on.

 

A most effective way to torture is to play classical music which can drive anyone nuts.

 

Skin is best when it's attached.

 

Psychos need not lie.

 

Even vamps need to go out for fresh air sometimes.

 

Most things that live and breathe love the light and hate the dark.

 

The sun hates everyone so it's best to use sunscreen unless you want to look like a lobster if you have light skin.

 

It's through the pain that we find the truth of who we are. It strips us of our defenses we are made innocent again like children. Torture Vamp

 

Make pain go away by staking your torturer.

 

Needle nose pliers can really make you scream.

 

It's always best to have a backup plan since you'll likely be double crossed when working with fellow vamps.

 

Keep away from holes in the ceiling since your hair will get set on fire if you happen to be a vampl.

Hospitals only specialize in humans not vampires.

 

When running out into the sunlight run like hell and get in the water ASAP to put the fire out when you happen to be a vamp.

 

A promise is a promise and should be kept at all costs especially if torture was involved.

 

Some people are just pale not all are vamps.

 

A business should be run like a business which involves charging clients.

 

Last week's coffee can melt yoru esophagus.

 

Have pen, paper, and single malt beverage handy when a vision strikes.

 

Try adding some color to your wardrobe since the black on black look can be intimidating to some people.

 

Not everything has to be creepy and supernatural but it usually is.

 

Some things don't bear too much thinking about.

 

Beware of psychos that can remove their body parts just to be on the safe side check around for a floating eyeball.

 

No record of violence doesn't mean a person isn't a raging looney.

 

When you sever a limb you only have so long to reattach before it atrophies.

 

Leave out the yuck when you're undercover even if what you're talking about is totally yuckworthy.

 

Stalking is number four on the list of mens fun things to do.

 

It can help to be able to get into the head of a psycho stalker.

 

It's ok to steal from psychos.

 

If you're out for a walk you wouldn't be lurking around in the bushes.

 

Be careful of unwanted hands in the bed.

 

Have a weapon handy just in case you wake up with a pair of hands that just turn up in there with you.

 

Some things just give you the shudders.

 

Don't mention the fact that you're boss is an expert at the art of stalking because that doesn't inspire what you want the clients to be thinking.

 

Steel boxes are handy for packing away psycho body parts.

 

No one likes getting their limbs cut off.

 

If the doctor that operated on you asks you out just turn him down because it can lead to badness.

 

Whiskey can be relaxing and send you into sleepy land.

 

People need people.

 

Always grab a weapon when you hear a noise to be on the safe side.

 

Stand up to your psycho stalker and believe that you're strong and that he's weak.

 

If you're low on money reuse the coffee filters.

 

The best thing a client says is, "I never want to see you again."

 

You can always find something to celebrate.

 

The blonde usually gets the job when you're on an audition.

 

Some people just take more of an effort to get to know.

 

Brown water is a really bad sign along with the roaches since that's a sign that it's time for a new place.

 

It's all about moneyy, What about friendship and family and all those things that are priceless like they say in the credit card commericals. Doyle

 

Some demons are focused on their job.

 

A drawer not only holds stuff it can be used to hit someone.

 

Having nowhere else to go is pretty much your last resort.

 

Everyone is capable of stinking.

 

A well groomed vamp always has the best in hair care products.

 

Even the homely fellows need to get a chance.

 

Like it'd kill him not to see himself. Cordy

 

No wet towels on Angel's leather chair to avoid grumpiness.

 

Never peel off the floor because you're bored because it might be worse underneath.

 

It's not nice to trick people but sometimes you need to so you can figure out what's going on.

 

Sometimes a demon is easier to deal with than people.

 

You don't want to live in a place where there is chanting at four in the morning and the bathroom is all public.

 

If a place is perfect beware of some major badness to follow.

 

It's polite to introduce yourself before you attack someone.

 

You may not be able to get blood out of a stone but you can get it out of people and demons.

 

Don't challenge an angry ghost.

 

If you tell a vamp that he's totally invited even without a place he can come in when you get one.

 

Being observant can come in handy.

 

Don't believe everything you hear.

 

Ghosts can trick you with the voice of a person you know.

 

Not all ghosts are like Casper although some can be friendly.

 

Some murders can appear to be suicides.

 

Always have change handy in case you need to use a pay phone.

 

If you pick up the phone make sure you know what to say.

 

You can never have enough bile and lungwort.

 

Latin may be called a dead language but it often turns up in spells.

 

Sometimes you need to get in touch with your inner bitch.

 

Demons may lie even if you've made a deal with them.

 

It's really evil to wall up your son just because you hate his fiancee.

 

Some walls just need to be knocked down especially when there's a corpse behind it.

 

It's a good idea to invest in a good deadbolt.

 

Some people are just better with their hands.

 

Some people just have bigger bladders which comes in handy for those long interrogations.

 

Time is of the essence.

 

Wear rain gear when cleaning up demon parts.

 

Ok am I wrong in thinking that a please and thank you is generally considered good form when requesting a dismemberment. Cordy

 

After a dismemberment a nice long bath is essential.

 

It's possible to brood and show a little interest in the feelings of others. Cordy

 

Just because a person is reserved doesn't mean he doesn't care pulse or not.

 

A lame attempt is better than nothing.

 

Going through coroners reports can give a person the weebies.

 

Don't dress like a road flare since it's not exactly the height of fashion and likely never will be.

 

Some guys do notice a girl's new shoes.

 

Beware of a guy with a talking stick.

 

Just because someone is called little doesn't mean he really is.

 

Big girls do cry so do guys for that matter.

 

Sometimes a person just needs a hug.

 

If you work for a vampire expect a lot of late hours.

 

You should be clear with your finger signals.

 

Sure he ate his parents but they didn't taste like chicken since the only thing that tastes like chicken is chicken.

 

It's very rude to beat up on the cop that releases you from jail.

 

You aren't judged when you go all vamp face.

 

The police station should never be closed.

 

Ugh isn't a magic word or even a word for that matter.

 

There's always time to be considerate of others. Angel

 

Body language can be quite revealing.

 

You can be a rainbow instead of a painbow but it's all up to you.

 

When recovered from the talking stick just say you're fuzzy on the details.

 

Some people are in need of the whammy from the talking stick.

 

Some people like to spend the evening curled up with a good book.

 

A guy with money doesn't equal happiness since he could be dullsville.

 

Possessions imply wealth just like saying a guy is rich.

 

Just because a guy is half demon doesn't mean he's not a great guy.

 

If your date's a bust say you're not feelign well and have him drive you back to the place you work because your car is there.

 

A coward that runs at the sight of a vamp isn't good husband material.

 

When in doubt shoot the vamp in the foot so you don't hurt the one you're trying to help.

 

Blue boxes are from Tiffanys.

 

You should at least buy the guy that saved you a Mochachino.

 

Everyone has some potential.

 

Some people by their last name since it's more fitting especially if the guy has a girlie name.

 

You demon half can show up as late as 21.

 

A good friend is a person that does a favor without charging.

 

Some girls just dig demons even the red, ridgey kind.

 

Some people actually say what they mean.

 

If you're going to a bachelor party for the new guy in your ex's life bring along a friend.

 

It's good to know other demon languages so someone you care about doesn't get his brains eaten.