Sins Of The Past: During this scroll Gabrielle avoids
becoming dinner for the blind and cranky cyclops.
Chariots Of War: During this scroll Gabrielle discovered that driving a chariot wasn't for
her.
Dreamworker: During this scroll Gabrielle's little secret came out.
Cradle Of Hope: During this scroll a baby got a home and a woman who believed herself
cursed found a family.
No babies were harmed during the production of this motion picture.
The Path Not Taken: During this scroll Marcus made the ultimate sacrifice and totally
proved that he could change for the better although it sucked that he had to lose his life in order to do it.
The Reckoning: During this scroll Gabrielle hurt her hand when she tried to hit
Xena and didn't reach high enough and got her in the breastplate instead.
The Titans: During this scroll Xena and Gabrielle narrowly avoid being squashed
by Hyperion.
Promethus: During this scroll Iolaus didn't die from his scratch and new friends
were made.
Iolaus was harmed during the prodcution of this motion picture. However, the Green
Egg men went to live long and prosperous lives.
Death In Chains: During this scroll it was revealed that Death has a name and it's
Celesta.
No unabating or severely punishing deities were harmed during the production of
this motion picture.
Hooves And Harlots: During this scroll a show of bravery earned Gabrielle a
place among the Amazons as a Princess.
No males, Centaurs, or Amazons were harmed during the production of this motion
picture.
The Black Wolf: During this scroll Gabreille found out just how tough it can be
to get herself arrested.
Beware Greeks Bearing Gifts: During this scroll Helen was finally able to make choices
for herself regarding what she wanted to do with her life.
Athens City Academy Of The Performing Bards: During this scroll Gabrielle proved
herself to be quite the bard but knew that she need to keep traveling to keep the inspiration flowing.
The Producers would like to acknowledge and pay tribute to Stanley Kubrick, Kirk
Douglas and all those who were involved with the making of the film classic 'Spartacus.' Additional thanks to Steve Reeves.
A Fistful Of Dinars: During this scroll it was shown that the bad guy may not turn
out to be so bad after all especially if he kept the marriage bracelet even though you never got married.
No ambrosia was spilled, spoiled or in any way harmed during the production of this
motion picture.
Warrior...Princess: During this scroll a princess looked exactly like Xena but was
her total opposite in every other way.
Neither Xena nor her remarkably coincidental identical twin, Diana were harmed during
the production of this motion picture.
Mortal Beloved: During this scroll Marcus earns a place in the Elysian Fields.
No winged harpies were harmed or sent to a fiery grave during the production
of this motion picture.
A Royal Couple Of Thieves: During this scroll Autolycus showed that he was more
than just a thief but a guy with a good heart.
No ancient or inflexible regarding moral behavior were harmed during the production
of this motion picture.
The Prodigal: During this scroll Gabrielle showed how much she had learned by hanging
out with Xena and helped save the day.
Meleager the Mighty, the generally tipsy and carousing warrior-for-hire was not
harmed during the production of this motion picture.
Altared States: During this scroll Gabrielle learned the hard way how drugs can
affect you.
No unabating or severely punishing deities were harmed during the production of
this motion picture.
Ties That Bind: During this scroll one whack on the head with a pitchfork brought
Xena to her senses.
No Fathers, spiritual or biological were harmed during the production of this motion
picture.
The Greater Good: During this scroll Argo proved just how much she loves Xena.
Excessive belching can cause brain damage and social ostracism. Kids, please don't
give into peer pressure. Play it safe.
Callisto: During this scroll Callisto didn't get what she wanted and Joxer's nose
really took a pounding.
Joxer's nose was not harmed during the production of this motion picture. However,
his crossbow was severely damaged.
Death Mask: During this scroll a brutal warlord was brought down.
No messenger doves were harmed during the production of this motion picture. However,
several are reported missing in action and search-and-rescue efforts are underway.
Is There A Doctor: In The House: During this scroll Gabrielle dies but comes back
and becomes an aunt and sometimes it's a good idea to take the scenic route.
Being that war is hell, lots of people were harmed during the production of this
motion picture. But since television is such a dramatic medium of make believe, all casualties removed their prosthetic make-up
and went home unscathed.