Fang gang: vampires; also Nasty Pointy Bitey Ones
Fester free: state of being relieved of silent seething
Fire bad, tree pretty: low level brain function after a draining battle
Five by five: cool, feeling no pain
Fray adjacent: in the vicinity of the thick of things
Freaksome: worrisome
Freaky deaky: odd or ironic
A free: study hall
Fruit punch mouth: vampire with a blood mustache
Full on exorcist twist: ability to turn one's head all the way around
Funky: not of the norm, unusual, odd
Gathering: subdued party with mellow song stylings and Brie
Geek machine: an uncool car like Joyce's Jeep
Geeker joy: effusive feeling Willow gets when she's happy
Gene and Roger: unsolicited criticism such as that given by movie critics
Get pelvic: become sexually intimate
God's gift to the bell curve: longhand for moron
Go Wild Bunch: become violent vigilante group
Going Willy Loman: raising money through the selling of chocolate
Good squirm: satisfying level of discomfort
Grandfather breath: unpleasant aroma
The grim: sullen faces; also tragedy masks
Guiltapalooza: excessive-remorse festival
Hand carryout packets of blood: IV transfusion bags
Happy Meals with legs: people to vampires
Have a nice summer: kiss of death year book sentiment when you have nothing to say
Having an expression: making a telltale face
Having ors: considering options
Helen Keller: unobservant individual
Hitting a major backspace: losing points in popularity status
Hoop of the week: obligatory yet needless task
Honey: attractive male
Hootenanny: part chock full o' hoot and a little bit of nanny
Hormones on parade: teenagers obsessed with kissing and groping
Hottie: attractive male or female which includes vampires
Idiot box: any type of computer
Kiss of death: The words "Have a nice summer" written in the yearbook
Life: the act of living, but only when it includes elements of fun
Linoleum: 1. a floor covering made by lying on a burlap or canvas backing a mixture of solidified linseed
oil with gums, cork dust, or wood flour or both, and usually pigments. 2. aphrodesiac for 17 year old boys
Much: great in degree often used as a putdown
Muffin: cute boy
Pos: yes, affirmative, opposite of neg
Maiden voyage: a first date
Nerd: one who devises computer programs
One Starbucks town: a small town lacking in shopping, entertainment, and excitement
Oogy: funky feeling often associated with flu symptoms
Overachiever: one who no one likes
Round robin: group process of phoning individual parents to say each is staying at another's house for an
alibi
Anne Rice Routine: vampire acting like he's all tortured and broody
Sabrina: witch
She-Giles: female with Watcher's knowledge of the supernatural and Slayer history
Brooke Shields: creature from the Blue Lagoon
Shindig: medium intensity with less mellow song stylings where dip and malt beverages are often served
Sitch: situation
Smoochies: kissing
Snap, crackle, pop: Commit suicide
So: very much
Statistical impossibility: a sixteen year old girl willingly unplugging the phone
Superchick: abnormally powerful woman
Tact: not saying true stuff
John Tesh: Evil incarnate, the Devil
Thay way: non-platonic
Tragedy masks: sad faces
Undead: vampire or zombie, dead without acting like it
Vampire: reanimated body of currently dead human who feeds on blood, has pointy teeth and a generally nasty
disposition
Vogue up: to beautify
The Wacky: irrational behavior often caused by love
Wiggins: the creeps, form of wigged out
Zombie: one who was once alive, is now dead, and acts alive, but angrier