Grr Argh!

1. It may just be dumb luck but here the people seem to be incredibly stupid not to mention really slow. Now I'm not saying that everyone is it just seems like most of those that I have come in contact with since I'm not roaming the bleeding state looking for people with brains but I'm assuming there are some somewhere around maybe they are hiding or something.

2. I hardly see anyone wearing a watch so often they are totally clueless about the time. Why not buy a watch and actually wear it so you don't have to bug people about the time which can be annoying especially when the person isn't the least bit polite about it. A thank you would be nice you know.

3. They bitch about the library opening at 10:00 in the morning and some other library opening at either 8 or 9. Hello go to that bleeding library instead of standing in front of this one bitching. Hello a library opening at noon is something to bitch about so consider yourself lucky you morons although that is only one of a very few amount of good things I will say about the library.

4. Of course there are a large number of people that stupidly try to open the door and a few have actually told me the door was locked. No shit that's why I don't try to open a door I know is locked not that I'm not new to this kind of thing it just seems to happen more here. Hello that is why I haven't tried to open a lock door like an idiot. Moron alert! Hello if there is someone standing outside the fucking door and they aren't smoking that means the place is closed. That's a good rule of thumb for any place. Unless there is some stupid law that bans reading in public places. Call up the bleeding library if you're that stupid about the time.

5. They don't have the concept of a library being a place of quiet. Screaming, loud conversations, cell phones, and hell even singing have been heard and not a damn thing is done. I complained and they told me to go around to the people bugging me. Yet almost without exception they fucking jump when a cell phone rings although that didn't last long because they don't bother anymore and could people have their cell phones up any louder. It's bad enough I have to hear you but I don't want to hear the other side either especially if it's not the least bit interesting and I'm trying to type.

6. They have sidewalks that are half the size because of all the bleeding rocks. Why are there so many fucking rocks around? The other half of the sidewalk has a bunch of rocks instead of the rest of the sidewalk or hell even some grass which is really annoying when some dummy comes along and you have to move but I sure as hell won't for those who demand it like they are Lord of Lady of the bleeding sidewalk they can just go on the street for all I care. There is a reason it's called a sidewalk after all. Hello hasn't anyone around here heard of grass or even flowers instead of all the bleeding rocks?

7. They don't even have BBQ chips here or Celeste pizza. Albertsons has an order form but guess what I filled it out and what did I get absolutely nothing so just another reason to be majorly annoyed with this stupid state.

8. They have the stupidest mall ever here just down the street. This is the only mall I've been in here because there isn't another around that is conventiently located but for all I know they are all as stupid as this one. Hello build on a flat surface instead of having everything be all hilly. You go in one store and you're on the second floor but the store next to it takes you to the first floor. What the hell is that about? Also they don't seem to have that many exits.

9. There are only three McDonalds when I was used to being able to walk to when in CA I had seven well seven only in summer because the seventh was at the park but still it doesn't help that I refuse to go in one of them because they are really dumb in there. Just an example would be my not getting my hamburger with my happy meal and how the hell are you supposed to get all the toys when you happen to want them anyway when you are so limited? Also the one outside is more expensive than the one inside which is really weird and everything costs more. I thought this place was supposed to be cheaper but no even a candy bar is like 40 cents more.

10. Maybe it's just my bad luck but people here drive really slow and are for the most part rude so I let people know when they cut me off because hello a pedestrian at the light is supposed to get the right of way when the light is green for me. At home more often than not people would allow me to cross where here I have to fight my way across. Hello being in a hunk of metal doesn't make you all superior and pedestrians are people too so show some bleeding courtesy. I do make myself heard when I'm cut off though. Maybe they will think twice about doing it again and besides it helps vent some frustration. So what if I look like a loon. I rarely got cut off before I came to this state which I am so not liking in the slightest.

11. What is the deal with the stupid parking lots anyway? To get to Target you have to cross streets and parking lots and if you're lucky you won't run into that asshole that thinks he's King of the Parking Lot like he owns it or something. I had a run in with him because he didn't like me crossing his precious parking lot but I didn't see a sign or he sure as hell didn't own it so I just yelled right back at the asshole because I wasn't going to go out of my way when that was the direction I needed to go and he wasn't going to build a sidewalk so that guy can just go bugger off. Many of the parking lots here are the same and I'm thinking that it was the same idiot that designed them all what the hell was he thinking?

12. What is the deal with the keyholes being sideways? I tend to prefer my keyholes to be normal. Oh joy just another thing that annoys me with its stupidity.

13. When there are people in line why not open another bleeding register especially when the cashier is moving like they are in slow motion or something. Speed it up! So now I have been forced to leave stores because they were taking too long which is absolutely ridiculous and express isn't all that expressy. I really think the cashiers here should have to take an IQ test before they are allowed to work the register out so they can weed out the dimbulbs. Not all of them are like that but still it does get annoying when I have what I want along with the money out and the person is taking an eternity.

14. I don't like what this place has done to my fucking skin. Now I will admit that it's better than it was before but still. I don't enjoy hands that spontaneously cut and bleed. The air is bad here and my hands are proof of that.

15. What is the deal with disappearing sidewalks? There is a street where the sidewalk disappears so if you want to go to Winchells you have to walk on the street. What is the deal with donut shops anyway only being open a few hours and man am I sick of that damn Krispy Kreme Donuts because I don't think they're all that special but they are fucking everywhere including most grocery stores. Why not add Winchell which has excellent donuts not to mention an actual selection instead of glazed.

16. With small sidewalks you would think people would ride their bikes on the street but no they act all superior because they are on a seat with two wheels attached well I'm not gonna bow down before you. Hello it is called a sidewalk which implies walking and ok running since that is done on two legs but a bike belongs on the damn street or how about making a damn bikepath. It is not called a sidebike after all.

17. Why doesn't anyone cut the bleeding Christmas trees around here on a regular basis. Ok the one which I had been giving a lap dance to has been trimmed but there are other branches popping into my way that should be cut. What is the deal with the Christmas trees anyway they are for Christmas not for planting all over the bleeding place? Choose another tree so there is some variety instead of a bunch of bleeding Christmas trees around because it looks really stupid.

18. There is only one library I can get to when I'm used to being able to have the choice of six and five of those I could totally walk to. Here the damn places are too spread out so I think the nearest library would be about twelve miles away. What is that about? There is no convenience here because these people aren't big on it and that goes for many aspects of this place including the library.

19. I also don't like the fact that the stations are all wrong not to mention this weird ass time zone. Even the stupid stations don't know when a show is on so most of the time I get the wrong time and I don't like my shows being on an hour earlier when I am used to them being on at a certain time. Ok maybe in some cases it might be a little convenient but it's still a pain in the ass and tricky to get used to.

20. Why are there no liquor stores around here? At home it would be handy since I could just go down the street to get a money order there or a dozen eggs for 99 cents or make photocopies but not here. They just sell liquor in these stupid liquor marts which is really lame and it's like forbidden to have booze in the supermarkets what the hell is that about anyway?

21. What is the deal with the stupid little island that they have at some street corners which you have to cross in order to push the button to cross the street? That has to be the dumbest thing ever. Also why are some of the buttons on the wrong side of the post? Hello it should be on the closest side not the farthest dumbasses.

22. They have a new computer system at the library which is beyond stupid. You reserve a computer which sounds good at first but it's not really. When you reserve a computer you have to write down the number and go to that computer so you have to play bleeding musical computers which is the dumbest thing I have ever heard of. I guess what is even dumber is those people that walk in and totally ignore the fact that the computer is reserved. Hello stupid much that's why I reserve it so I get my time together and stay at the same computer for the two hours not that it's really two hours all the time since between 2 and 5 minutes is stolen most days which adds up over time.

23. Some fucking idiot tattled on me because his pussy sensibilities were offended or something. Fucking hell this is fucking America and I was minding my own business so what if I want to grumble at the stupid computer that is my right after all. What a fucking loser to go tattle when he's the one that bothered me after all not to mention when there are more pressing things that should be complained about like oh screaming among other things and people thinking that this is social hour at the coffee shop.

24. Some moron was watering rocks now what is that about? Not to mention hogging up the sidewalk with his stupid cart on the sidewalk. Why do you need to water rocks anyway?

So I would suggest you don't move here unless of course you actually like the place. I will admit the fact that I didn't want to come here may have caused me to put on the anti rose colored glasses but still I don't like it here at all. It's your choice and to each her own but be warned. Well of course you might not have a choice and it's slightly better than living in a cardboard box with a shopping cart as your closet.