One holiday was loved by all at Wolfram & Hart and that happened to be Halloween.
The one night where evil took the night off. This year's party was sure to be a winner. It was going to be large because anyone
who was anyone RSVPed. The Voodoo Department got together and made a wicker statue in the shape of Krisna. When the sun went
down people started arriving. Anyone who was anyone in evildom by they human or demon was coming to the party. Everyone was
up for some bloodshed and fun. The party was really jumping with everyone dancing and having a good time playing games. The
lobby which had been totally cleared out to make room for a dance floor among other things was filled with various tables
where different games could be played. One table had bobbing for apples in blood which was a big hit with the vamps although
they were more interested in drinking the blood since it was human than the actual apples although the prizes were pretty
tasty too. If you found the apple with the razorblade in it you won a prize which depended on whether you were human or vampire
or some other kind of demon. Knox was in line because he knew it would be a cool prize although he had no idea what it was.
He was just going by last year's prize for the human winner last year which was a trip to a dimension where the person would
have his every wish fulfilled for a week. Before it was his turn Lilah grabbed a mike and said, "Attention everyone we have
a little surprise for everyone. Bring it in boys." Two guys rolled in a wicker effigy of Krisna. Next came a bunch of cows
were were led inside it. They poured zambooka all over it. The cows were mooing away and the crowd started chanting. "Light
it! Light it! Light it!" Lilah pulled out a lighter and set it on fire. It went up with a whoosh. The sprinkler system had
been shut off so it wouldn't spoil everyones fun. The sounds of the cows screaming reverbrated around the room and the flames
danced which were quite pretty and mesmerizing especially to the pyros in the group. Finally the cows fell silent and out
came men with knives that started cutting the cows up. Someone grabbed some cow's feet and started juggling with them. There
was also a room set aside for the blood drinkers. Someone had rigged the sprinkers to go off spraying blood which was a big
hit since it was human blood and quite fresh in fact just taken from the humans right before the party and replenished every
time the blood started running low. Earlier that evening some homeless people promised a free meal were killed and their blood
was drained and one of the Shaman's cast a spell to have the blood come pouring out of the sprinklers. Everyone in the room
was covered from head to toe in blood. As a rule vampires stayed in on this night but the exception was the big Wolfram &
Hart blowout. Another area was filled with demons and humans getting whipped so screams rang throughout the place. Knox was
dared to eat a cow's testicle which he popped into his mouth and chased down with yet another drink. He refused to eat the
tail because he didn't want to get a hairball but he did agree to eat one eyeball. Shortly after that he passed out with a
goofy grin on his face. When he finally woke up long after everyone had left he threw up and went home. #5 who had come in
to work early that morning slipped on the vomit and broke his leg so he ended up with six weeks off from work to avoid a lawsuit.
He was also taken care of by a personal nurse while he was recuperating.
By Barbara Desmond