Fire: A place where you are always up in flames
until you turn to ash and it starts all over again.
Ice: A place that keeps you entombed in ice and you keep seeing a fire that you
can never quite reach.
Upside Down: Every time you try to stand right side up you get turned upside down
again and you're forced to keep on trying to stand upright.
Toy Poodles On Parade: A continuous stream of poodles all barking and snapping at
you and every five seconds you get either pissed on or shit on and once a day your face gets showined into a big old mound
shit which you are then forced to eat.
The Burbs: Looks are very deceiving with this place with a beautiful wife and kid
but in the basement lurks a big S & M demon that rips out your heart each day.
Cotton Top: Reserved for those who are absolutely terrified of these bundles of
fur they grow fangs and attack.
Shrimp: There is nothing but shrimp as far as the eye can see but beware they eat
you before you eat them.
Insomnia: Trapped in a room under neighbors that drive you up the wall with their
stomping and loud obnoxious sex when all you want is to get some sleep and peace and quiet.
Stuck In Traffic: Stuck in a car unable to get anywhere with a radio that keeps
assuring you that there's no traffic.
Melty Land: Everything melts away into puddles of goo.
Eviseration: If you find yourself here you'll be treated to being eviserated and
your organs eaten away and it all begins again to be repeated over and over and over and over again.
Fire Ants: Watch out these ants shoot fire and enjoy snacking on flesh in particular
human flesh but any flesh will do.
Perpetual Wednesday: It's Wednesday every day with the same old torture day in day
out because tomorrow never comes.
Music Of Pain: Your ears will belled from the blaring country music the twangier
the better.
I Am No One: You are used up and spit out when you are too old to work. You work
and you live that is all. You do not complain or laugh or do anything besides work. Whoever you thought whatever you were
does not matter. You are no one now. You're nothing. When you are asked who you are the expected response is, "I am no one"
but if you answer with a name you get smacked around.
Getting Cut Off: You are stuck on a corner trying to cross the street but every
time the light turns green a car comes speeding along with no intention of stopping to allow you to cross even though the
light is green.
Living In Colorodo (Replace with a place you hate in for more effective results.):
Stuck in a place you don't want to be where there seems to be an overabundance of really dumb people and massive screwups
that keep happening over and over again and take forever to fix and when it does you're hit with more that keep coming
without ever ending.
Heavy Breather: You're trapped next to a person that breathes very loud as
though just sitting tires him and you're driven mad because it's positively impossible to concentrate but if you make a move
a very large man squashes you by sitting on you so you're flattened like a pancake and then it starts all over again.
No Quiet: If it isn't loud talking it's phones ringing and no one will shut up and
it just keeps getting louder and louder until you head explodes and then the fun begins all over again.
Nub: In this place you are constantly berated by nagging voices so you end up believing
the worst unable to do anything except cower in the closet with a steady stream of tears.
Stab: Your best friend in the world just keeps stabbing you in the back in the literal
sense of the world instead of the garden variety you come to almost always expect when you get tight with someone.
