Warrior Babes The Second

Strife The God Of Strife

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Earn A Rep
 
I'm tired of being a nobody Ares. I mean Strife the God of War's nephew what does that say to anybody? I'm ready for the big time. What can't I be disaster or catastrophe. Well ok that's hard to spell.
 
Suffering Mortals
 
Been there. Done that. I'm Strife I'm bad.
 
No God can destroy Hercules without being fried forever am I right or am I right?
 
So as a mortal I'll be Nicus Guyus.
 
Even Zeus has to keep his word.
 
I hate it when I get fooled by a mortal it's so humiliating.
 
Yeah well it's the story of my life nobody knows me but Zeus's big bouncing baby boy is gonna put me in the big leauges. I destroy
 
Yeah she phat or what?
 
No Uncle not fat phat. You know she's a real Persephone you know, fly dope, def, groovy.
 
Subtlety My Middle Name
 
Unc wants me to be subtle but subtelty was never my thing but Ares is brilliant and I do want to be exactly like him and earn my name.
 
My Uncle's Brilliant
 
I think I did quite well at this whole subtle thing sending Herc off to Mommy. What a genius he is wanting to have Hera to find Mommy with the chalice. Goodbye Alcmene.
 
I just love watching my Uncle work.
 
No wonder Uncle Ares is the God of War that look on his face was quite terrifying.
 
Formula Or Recipe
 
Three young men left in charge of an inn a formula for fun or a recipe for disaster. A comedy in the making or a tragedy waiting to happen.
 
Create The Right Mood
 
Hey I'm trying to create some dramatic tension. Don't make me tense.
 
Money Lost In A Good Cause
 
Hmm this much money you can corrupt a village of mortals. It's a shame to waste it on the crowd Selinas runs with.
 
The Leg
 
I've have that leg for years and finally it came in handy.
 
God In Charge
 
All rightie here are the new assignments. Zeus kitchen duty ha ha apron's over there. Um Hera uh the garden and just try to cheer up a little huh just try. As for you Uncle Ares...
 
I Deserve Some Credit Too
 
Just because Discord is a millineum older doesn't mean she should take the credit.
 
Let him strain away it's over. Stick a fork in him little Herc 'cause he's done.
 
Good Advice
 
Be sure to wash your hands after ever conquest.
 
Killing Hercules The Ultimate In Plans
 
1. Appear as Ares so I don't get the blame.
 
2. Lose the friends which are so annoyingly helpful.
 
3. What made you think you could come defile my temple and get away with it? (Some bogus charge to justify the kill.)
 
4. My priest say you! What? What? What you know what I'm talking about.
 
5. Don't forget the laugh since that's essential.
 
No Mustache For Me
 
That mustache was itchy and it didn't taste very good either.
 
Things Heat Up
 
Nice catch Hercules. The whole town's a barbecue and I forgot to bring my marshmellows. Guess you wheeties will have to do.
 
Keep This Quiet
 
I'm so not telling Uncle Ares about this.
 
That green goo is so gross.
 
Not Two Faced
 
Hey I'm not one of those two faced Gods. Worship my back and I'll scratch your's. Just between you and me I'm poised to be the next major God and I need a following you follow me?
 
I just love cheating but I must be careful when Hercules the pesky mortal is around.
 
My Business Plan
 
1. Merchandise the whole thing.
 
2. Official statues.
 
3. A line of Strife clothing: Eternal Flames
 
4. I need somebody to build a temple dedicated to me.
 
Am I right or am I rightus?
 
A cave sanctuary is cool and happening.
 
We had a deal and a deal with Strife is a deal for life.
 
I just love to watch you suffer. Call it a weakness.
 
You forgot to call time out so you could chat with your girlfriend.
 
Hurt much? Good!
 
Maybe we could seperate the part that's God from the part that's uh mortal.
 
I am such a genius.
 
May the horse be with you always.
 
Blast me. Fry me. I don't care.
 
The Bet
 
I can totally outfight Hercules which means I'll win this bet and Fatuas has to teach me the secret of prophecy. If I lose which won't happen I have to be his friend for a year but that won't happen because I'm Strife and a God not some little halfbreed.
 
You don't fight you lose.
 
Perks Of Godhood
 
You know one of the best things about being a God mortals can't see you unless you want them to.
 
Inquiring Minds Want To Know
 
I wonder what it's like to break a half God in half? Let's find out.
 
Ta da! Allow me to introduce myself. Strife as in the God of Strife. This is Fatuas he's a God too.
 
I just love my Uncle's laugh it's just so Godly and all so powerful sounding.
 
Striple Odds
 
I'll make you a bet if I can't crush Hercules with this I'll be your friend for three years. And if I win you have to teach me the secret of prophecy. What do ya say striple or nothing?
 
Gods Are All In Charge
 
It's the Gods that make the wind blow. You mortals better remember who's got the real power.
 
Now I'm gonna open the bag and I'm gonna blow the academy down.
 
Enough With The Foresee
 
The faster I win our little bet and you have to teach me how to be a prophet I'll foresee for myself.
 
I'll show you what a real God looks like.
 
Never wake up Uncle Ares because he's quite cranky if you do.
 
I hate mimes.
 
I get it you're not really a God.

Me Ares?
 
You know for someone in your line of work ya gotta know better. Strife ring a bell?
 
All In A Day's Work
 
I'll just say this if you're gonna be in the mix be in it to win it. You take the deer we'll deliver Herc's head.
 
My Own Pad
 
I want a place like this. I want the perks. Don't worry I'm not gonna try and take your place. I appreciate the crumbs ya brush my way. I need more. I need a reputation. I need Hercules.
 
My Uncle is a genius even though I don't always know exactly what he's doing.
 
I just love stirring things up.
 
It's good that Uncle Ares gave me the credit I deserve it's been a long time coming.
 
Now that was fun getting old Herc coming and going.
 
God of Skirmishes? It was a joke dig.
 
Sweet Nightmares
 
Here comes Morpheus throw Herc a dream
Shake up a wild one make him yell and scream
Shake up a wild one make him yell and scream
 
Armageddon Now
 
Should Think Before Speaking
 
Hey, hey, hey ya know I'm not the only one afraid of crossing Zeus. I still don't see Herc's head on your best Mr Big Bad God of...
 
Crazy Babe
 
Callisto she's a twisted sister next to her the Furies are uh mellow.
 
Don't trust her Unc you know she may be a God she's not one of us.
 
Hind's Blood Pendant
 
As a fashion statement  it uh comes in a little short but uh since it's filled with the blood of the Golden Hind...
 
Hind's Blood
 
The only thing that can kill a God and the God that has it is top God.
 
Teamwork
 
Far be it for me to steal your thunder. You're the man with the plan. You're the Mistress of Mean. I'm just proud to be on the team.
 
Welcome
 
No hard feelings ok. I mean ya got the chops and that's a fact. There's one thing that us Gods can appreciate it's a show of strong brute force ya know no mercy. So let me be the first to welcome you to the club.

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