Earn A Rep
I'm tired of being a nobody Ares. I mean Strife the God
of War's nephew what does that say to anybody? I'm ready for the big time. What can't I be disaster or catastrophe. Well ok
that's hard to spell.
Been there. Done that. I'm Strife I'm bad.
No God can destroy Hercules without being fried forever am I right or am I right?
So as a mortal I'll be Nicus Guyus.
Even Zeus has to keep his word.
I hate it when I get fooled by a mortal it's so humiliating.
Yeah well it's the story of my life nobody knows me but Zeus's big bouncing
baby boy is gonna put me in the big leauges. I destroy
Yeah she phat or what?
No Uncle not fat phat. You know she's a real Persephone you know, fly dope, def,
Subtlety My Middle Name
Unc wants me to be subtle but subtelty was never my thing but Ares is brilliant
and I do want to be exactly like him and earn my name.
My Uncle's Brilliant
I think I did quite well at this whole subtle thing sending Herc off to Mommy. What
a genius he is wanting to have Hera to find Mommy with the chalice. Goodbye Alcmene.
I just love watching my Uncle work.
No wonder Uncle Ares is the God of War that look on his face was quite terrifying.
Formula Or Recipe
Three young men left in charge of an inn a formula for fun or a recipe for disaster.
A comedy in the making or a tragedy waiting to happen.
Create The Right Mood
Hey I'm trying to create some dramatic tension. Don't make me tense.
Money Lost In A Good Cause
Hmm this much money you can corrupt a village of mortals. It's a shame to waste
it on the crowd Selinas runs with.
I've have that leg for years and finally it came in handy.
God In Charge
All rightie here are the new assignments. Zeus kitchen duty ha ha apron's over there.
Um Hera uh the garden and just try to cheer up a little huh just try. As for you Uncle Ares...
I Deserve Some Credit Too
Just because Discord is a millineum older doesn't mean she should take the credit.
Let him strain away it's over. Stick a fork in him little Herc 'cause he's done.
Be sure to wash your hands after ever conquest.
Killing Hercules The Ultimate In Plans
1. Appear as Ares so I don't get the blame.
2. Lose the friends which are so annoyingly helpful.
3. What made you think you could come defile my temple and get away with it? (Some
bogus charge to justify the kill.)
4. My priest say you! What? What? What you know what I'm talking about.
5. Don't forget the laugh since that's essential.
No Mustache For Me
That mustache was itchy and it didn't taste very good either.
Things Heat Up
Nice catch Hercules. The whole town's a barbecue and I forgot to bring my marshmellows.
Guess you wheeties will have to do.
Keep This Quiet
I'm so not telling Uncle Ares about this.
That green goo is so gross.
Not Two Faced
Hey I'm not one of those two faced Gods. Worship my back and I'll scratch your's.
Just between you and me I'm poised to be the next major God and I need a following you follow me?
I just love cheating but I must be careful when Hercules the pesky mortal is around.
My Business Plan
1. Merchandise the whole thing.
2. Official statues.
3. A line of Strife clothing: Eternal Flames
4. I need somebody to build a temple dedicated to me.
Am I right or am I rightus?
A cave sanctuary is cool and happening.
We had a deal and a deal with Strife is a deal for life.
I just love to watch you suffer. Call it a weakness.
You forgot to call time out so you could chat with your girlfriend.
Hurt much? Good!
Maybe we could seperate the part that's God from the part that's uh mortal.
I am such a genius.
May the horse be with you always.
Blast me. Fry me. I don't care.
I can totally outfight Hercules which means I'll win this bet and Fatuas has to
teach me the secret of prophecy. If I lose which won't happen I have to be his friend for a year but that won't happen because
I'm Strife and a God not some little halfbreed.
You don't fight you lose.
Perks Of Godhood
You know one of the best things about being a God mortals can't see you unless
you want them to.
Inquiring Minds Want To Know
I wonder what it's like to break a half God in half? Let's find out.
Ta da! Allow me to introduce myself. Strife as in the God of Strife. This is Fatuas
he's a God too.
I just love my Uncle's laugh it's just so Godly and all so powerful sounding.
I'll make you a bet if I can't crush Hercules with this I'll be your friend for
three years. And if I win you have to teach me the secret of prophecy. What do ya say striple or nothing?
Gods Are All In Charge
It's the Gods that make the wind blow. You mortals better remember who's got the
Now I'm gonna open the bag and I'm gonna blow the academy down.
Enough With The Foresee
The faster I win our little bet and you have to teach me how to be a prophet I'll
foresee for myself.
I'll show you what a real God looks like.
Never wake up Uncle Ares because he's quite cranky if you do.
I hate mimes.
I get it you're not really a God.