Warrior Babes The Second
The Undead

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Bat Nose
 
The Master
 
Joseph Heinrich one of the oldest
To stalk across the land
A case of stupidity got him trapped
Sucked beneath a church where he remains
His face is stuck complete with bat nose
Tried to escape but failed at first
At last he was released when he killed her
Having a bite to eat before he left
Ended up dusted and almost brought back
She grinded the bones which did the trick
 
Right Hand Vamp
 
Luke
 
At the Master's service
Been around for a while
Bring food back to the Master
Became his vessel
So he could be released
From his earthly prison
Wearing his symbol proudly
Drinking in the power
Meal interrupted by her
Was easily tricked
A broken window did it
Along with the light outside
Fooled into thinking it was sunlight
He was at last dusted
 
The Annointed One
 
Collin
 
On a bus with his mom
Playing with his plane
A human at the time
But how things changed
The bus crashed
Many were slain
He was turned
Now playing a huge part
He is the key to the Master's plan
Didn't work out right
Survived but not for long
Dusted by the new vamp in town
 
The Preacher
 
Absalom
 
Likes to talk a lot
Wants to raise the Master
Removes the bones
Buried in consecrated ground
Although it burns
The sacrifices are gathered
All is going according to plan
One gets dusted
Things go awy
When the Slayer arrives
Still talking up a storm
Finally goes up in flames
 
The Big Bad
 
Spike
 
A most handsome bloke
With piercing eyes
Has very blonde hair
A sexy accent and swagger
Loves to brag about his deeds
Comes to Sunnydale
Looking to cure his beloved
Doesn't like waiting around
Angelus was his Yoda
 
The Loon
 
Drusilla
 
A lovely English lass
With her doll Miss Edith
She's a total loon
Driven mad by Angelus
Not quite right in the head
An illness plauges her
Misses the leeches
 
Goes Evil
 
Angelus
 
The beast within unleashed
Restored to his evil self
With no soul plaguing him
After a night of passion
Pure and absolute bliss
His soul was ripped away
Leaving behind a killer
A mean son of a bitch
Quite a different sight
Although the face remains
Day and night are these two
But both are obessed with her
 
The Ditz
 
Harmony Kendall
 
A dumb blonde to the extreme
One of the sheep in high school
Got vamped at graduation
Everything turned upside down
Unable to see her reflection
Hooks up with Spike
An odd pair are these two

Factoids
 
Not a big fan of crosses so wear one to protect from being bit unless you want to be bit.
 
Holy water is your best friend in repelling vampires. It burns the flesh and sends them screaming off into the night. Aim for the face for best results.
 
If you fall for a creature of the night with a soul that was restored as part of a Gypsy curse be forewarned. Have someone nearby to perform the Soul Restoration spell to avoid the pain of dead friends.
 
Hooking up with a vampire that has a chip in his head can lead to destructive foreplay followed by mind blowing sex. Keeping it secret can add to the heat though shame can come into play.
 
Meeting yourself from another reality as a vampire can reveal something about yourself that you were unaware of.
 
Leather adds to the sexiness of the vampire.
 
Be careful about who you invite into your home. There are vampires that just eat and run. Make sure you know how to revoke the invite.
 
If getting a good bite turns you on go to a brothel to meet your darkest desire. It isn't a good idea to do this if you're in a relationship with someone since it could seriously muck things up when your secret comes out.
 
Flashing neck cleavage sends off the vibe of "Come bite me!"
 
Keeping a pointy object handy like a stake obviously but in a pinch a pencil will do.
 
Not all vampires are evil. Although a vampire falling in love with a Slayer causes major complications.
 
Most important of all is the fact that they have really good hearing so be careful about what you say when they are around.
They burst into flames when exposed to sunlight.
 
They can eat and drink like people.
 
They can even shoot pool.
 
They are however a sucky date.
 
They cast no reflection and you can't read their minds.
 
Oddly they can show up on film and in pictures.
 
If Angel has a moment of bliss he goes evil and that goes for a drug induced one too which only lasts as long as the drug is in his system.
 
The Gem of Amarra renders a vampire invincible. However, smashing it makes it useless and that means no more sunrises for you mister.
 
Drugs can't kill a vampire because the heart isn't beating already and technically they are already dead.
 
A person can invite a vampire over without actually being in their house at the time.
 
A evil talking stick takes a longer time to work also love spells work on them too.
 
They can jump from rooftops making no sound.
 
The blood of a Mohra demon turns them human again.
 
They don't drink demon blood. Pig blood is the substitue for human when you're all soul having.
 
They are considered the lowest of the low on the demon food chain.
 
They don't sleep in coffins.
 
When they sire someone they become a mentor and parental figure for their charge.
 
Those that are linked by blood can sense the other's presence.
 
Those who have a strong religious faith can sense vampires like nuns and priests.
 
They can enter holy places but it's not too comfy for them.
 
They can perform an exorcism although they can't touch the cross needed during the ritual.
 
They have human emotions and retain the memories of when they were alive.
 
They aren't even welcome at demon brothels since they are looked down by most demons.
 
They can smell fear among other things like whether or not you had sex and with who.
 
They can earn a second chance at being human by doing acts of redemption.
 
Likes blood chilled but lose the cinnamon.
 
They can't die by hanging.
 
Caffeine can make vampires jittery too.
 
They have a low body temperature so they can fool security systems.
 
When humans are scared the blood tastes salty.
 
To sire a vamp you drink until you feel the heart start to slow then they feed off you.
 
The vampire rises after sunset the following night. They are usually buried in dirt although it doesn't have to be deep or even in a cemetary.
 
They retain the least desireable traits from when they were human so if you were a sheep in life you are a sheep in unlife.
 
Paying Vamps For Suckjobs
 
It's been going on for centuries. Humans hire vampires to feed off them. They get off on the rush. And the danger the hazards of the underworld can become addictive to some people.
 
Why They Don't Kill The Person
 
Because they get cash and hot and cold running blood and they don't leave any corpses behind so they don't get hunted.

Residents Of Deadonia
 
The Master: He was over 600 years old and had fruit punch mouth and a bat nose. He was Darla's sire. Dusted and crushed to bits by Buffy in 1997.
 
Darla: She was made a vampire in the Virginia Colonies in 1609 by the Master. She was dusted in 1997 but was brought back in 2000. She spent 150 years with Angelus wreaking havoc till he got his soul back. Darla made the ultimate sacrifice in 2002 when she staked herself to save her son. Sadly she forgot her real name since it was the Master who gave her the name Darla.
 
Liam/Angelus/Angel: He was made a vampire in 1753 in Gaulway. As Angeulus he is ruthless and up for a bit of torture. As Angel he is a great source of info and good to have fighting on your side but falling in love with him leads to major pain. Unable to have a normal love life he has spent many an hour brooding in the dark. Fell in love with Buffy and the shit hit the fan. Angelus leaves Ireland wreaks havoc in Europe for several decades and about eighty years ago in 1902 the most curious thing happened he comes to America shuns other vampires and there's no record of him killing here.
 
Drusilla: Prone to visions and driven insane by Angelus who also killed her family he turned her into a vampire in 1860. She had a mysterious illness that only her sire was able to cure. She has one Slayer kill under her belt.
 
William/William the Bloody/Spike: As a human he wrote bad poetry and was the subject of ridicule. Dru made him a vampire in 1880. He has killed two Slayers: one in China during the Boxer Rebellion in 1900 and the second in 1977 on a subway in New York. He got a cool jacket from the second Slayer Nikki that he killed. Following in Angel's footsteps he has fallen in love with Buffy. He got a chip implanted in his head and eventually he went to a Seer in a cave and got his soul back.
 
Jesse: Xander's best friend who got taken after the first day of school. He was turned into a vampire and later was accidentally staked by Xander who got pushed from behind which turned him all dusty.
 
Billy Fordham: An old friend of Buffy's that came to Sunnydale to become a vampire. He was dying of a brain tumor and in his desperation he made a deal with Spike to give him the Slayer. Well he got his wish but he was staked the second he rose from his grave.
 
Claw Guy: He displeased the Master so as a penance he cut off his hand and replaced it with a giant fork. He was a good little bloodhound in tracking down the She-mantis one of the few things that acutally wig out vampires.
 
Harmony Kendall: A total ditz that went to H.S. with the Scoobies and was turned into a vampire on Graduation Day in 1999. She had a brief fling with Spike and tried to lead her own gang of minions but failed miserably. She is now in LA helping out with Angel and the others.
 
Mr Trick: His first name is unknown but he's always sharply dressed in his suit. He is a modern day vampire that knows when to fight and when to flee. He was dusted by Faith in a rare moment of humaness when she saved Buffy's life.
 
Lyle and Tector Gortch: They earned their reputation by massacring an entire Mexican village in 1866. That was before they became vampires. But the good news is that they're not amongst the great thinkers of our time. Tector was killed by the Bezoar. Lyle was lter killed by Buffy during Slayer fest. Candy Gortch his vampire bride however got scared off by Cordelia of all people with her trusty spatula.
 
Lenny: One of Spike's ex minions who then went to work for Mr Trick.
 
Vamp Xander: In the Bizarro world he's this bad ass vampire with his Will by his side.
 
Vamp Will: A evil skanky vampire who's kinda gay.
 
Vincent: One of Mr Trick's henchmen.
 
Sunday: The big vampire on campus that has her gang of followers that steal from students.
 
Rookie: A doper follower of Sunday.
 
Dav: The redhead follower of Sunday that Sunday enjoys insulting.
 
Dead Eddie: A nice guy that Buffy met when they were both lost but he was turned into a vampire and she ended up staking him.
 
Sandy: A girl that Riley meets at the Alibi Room when he goes for a walk on the dark side. She seemed like a nice sort and she went with him outside but to her surprise he staked her. He later ended up going to a brothel for a little blood sucking action.
 
Holden: A guy that Buffy went to High School with. A nice guy that was studying psychology when Spike turned him. After a therapy session Buffy got to staking. Ironically his exact twin turned up in LA at Wolfram & Hart as some scientist guy.
 
James and Elizabeth: They hung out with Angelus and Darla in the 18th century. They were very much in love up until the day Angel killed her. She was still wearing the locket that James stole for her in 1777 with their pictures in it. They couldn't keep their hands off each other. He went to a slog demon and went after Angel. When his time was up he went poof because he was unable to live without her.

Sam Lawson: An ensign on a mission in 1943. One of the few survivors on a sub they were taking along with a Nazi prisoner. The Nazi attacked killing him but since he was the only hope for the others Angel turned him as he was dying and was the only person that he sired while having a soul. He was dusted in 2004 when he came back to Angel and wasn't quite right in the head.
 
Nostroyev: Scourge of Siberia, Butcher of Alexander Palace, I was Rasputin's lover! Liked to tear you open and play coachman spare your horses on the lute of your entrails. Met a dusty end on the sub in 1943.
 
Prince Of Lifes: A ugly bugger with a creepy laugh and gray skin. Really, really old with huge, pointy ears, bald with bushy eyebrows. Long hands with long nails and not too bright and not fond of loud nosies. He met a dusty end on the sub after attacking the Nazi and throwing a tantrum in 1943.

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