Talk comic book talk with the nerdy boy and toss him against the counter to make your point and to make him talk.
Stumbling into a life isn't necessarily a bad thing since in a strange way it can lead you to your destiny.
The story about the girl, the cat and the peanut butter is true.
We're full up on interns but the decoder ring's in the mail. Gunn
They talk about me in the chatty rooms? Angel
Quantam Cryptography is a must read for anyone seriously into physics.
Be careful who you give your phone number to.
Plasma And Fluid Turbelence In The Nutrino: Avoid these books unless you have sinister plans for them.
It's a seriously bad sign when you find the book that was used to open the portal in your favorite professor's office.
Count on it he's gonna pay. Gunn
It takes hours if you flog whip right not that you should do it.
Vengeance can get pretty ugly.
Remember that vengeance has a price and you'll have to live with the consequences.
If you lose the axe just give the vamp a kick and pick the stake up from the floor and dust him.
No kissing after slaying especially if it's the boy that you were practically a mother to.
It's not about what's right it's about what needs to be done.
I hear tht Tela Canve is nice this time of year and I'm sure the inmates will just love your lectures. See Ic an't do that Fred's a friend of mine and that little sabbatical you had planned for her not nice. Angel
Stop the guy from reading the evil book.
You know what they say about payback. Well I'm the bitch. Fred
A crossbow is also good for whacking the bastard and knocking him onto his ass.
Set things straight about the lip slip up.
Non CPR: Mouth to Mouth Kissing
Sometimes a girl just needs time to think.
It really sucks when a demon won't stay dead once you kill him.
Come on I'm holding your head. Angel
Once the head is off the thing should be dead unless it grows a new one.
Give the bastard a taste of his own medicine.
Sometimes there isn't time to find another way.
Sucked into his own portal wish I could have seen his face. Angel
Murder can put a serious crimp into a relationship.
Committing murder weighs heavy on the mind even if the guy that was killed had it coming to him.
Run in with a Vonock demon turns out they have nine lives.
Vonock demons have nine lives like a cat only less standoffish.
No more lies. Angel
Ask whatever you need to know.
Sometimes there is nothing to do but sing.
You either know something or you don't.
The bluffs at night is a pretty romantic restraining order.
Some questions can't be answered.
So I'm an idiot. What are you perfect? Loren
Some don't trust spells but sometimes you just have to go for it since nothing else is coming to mind.
It if works it's worth doing. Wes
Coming together to help amnesia girl can be a starting point to repairing the rift between friends.
Symbols on the floor don't always go well but give it a chance.
Check your sarcasm at the door Pouty Britches. Lorne
Did English go away? Wes
If you're taking a shower lock the door to avoid awkward caught in a towel moments.
You tend to be a mess at eighteen and beyond that too.
Not all of us have muscle to fall back on. Wes
Plants are beautiful and important not to mention a great place for puking.
Laughing implies side effets.
There's no need to be snipety.
It takes a lot of effort to become Head Boy.
Great so we've all got names. Cordy
It's the devil. My father said I was a sinner. That I'd come a bad end now I've come to Hell. Liam
Well Hell's a lot nicer than my place. Gunn
Finding your hair really short when you expect to to be long can be very upsetting.
Well maybe it's Motel Hell. Fred
I'm not Head Boy for nothing. Wes
You'll become Headless Boy if you don't get out of the way.
If a guy saves you from becoming a snack for a vamp and you're a hooker it wouldn't kill ya to give him a freebie.
You can never have enough duct tape.
Got any weed? Fred
People didn't have weed in the 18th century.
Just kick the two that are fighting to stop them.
Slayer is a band but it's also a girl that kills vampires and other forces of darkness.
I think I'm here in a chop that green bitch's head off capacity and I don't give a damn about no test. Gunn
Some guys are grouchy a lot.
Some guys get grouchy when they wake up with a bunch of insane white folks telling him what to do.
The day I take orders from guys like is the day I not even gonna happen.
Irony is funny in an ironic sort of way.
Some fill out more while others ain't gonna.
Feeling cold insdie is a sign of being a vampire.
A vampire isn't always a viscious animal since there are exceptions to every rule.
I'm ok it'd be cool if we could score some week. Fred
Sometims you just need a cup of ale.
Talking about blood along with your neck cleavage all hanging out can bring the vamp face on.
Signs That You're A Vampire
1. You feel cold inside.
2. Talk of blood makes your face change.
3. You have no reflection in the mirror and it's not because you're invisible.
4. Your face can change and you can feel fangs and lumpies but don't do it too long since it squeaks and the girl outside may start to wonder about you.
5. Crosses burn your flesh.
6. Vamps don't feed on corpses since they prefer fresh meat.
Demons as a rule tend not to be exploratory types.
Cars are horrors that can't be imagine when you're stuck in the 1700's.
Wouldn't a vampire be coming after us anyhow aren't we vittles? Fred
See the English is stupid lets have a different theory. Liam
Don't call a guy a pugalist.
Oh your ass better pray I don't look that word up.
It really hurts to be punched out.
Vampires aren't all the same and some can be pretty darn human.
That's right you ain't a person you're dust waiting to happen. Gunn
Some screaming can be inhuman.
It's so very wrong to take advantage of amnesia as a reason to try and kill your father.
I'm a bit tired of being bullied. Liam
Being green with horns doesn't make you evil.
You shouldn't gang up on someone because he's different.
Fathers don't they suck? Connor
Liam's Father's Advice
1. Be good.
2. Fear God.
3. Do as you're told.
4. Self righteous bastard that did his share of sinning.
Truth to tell I'm not much for fighting. I'd rather be satisfying my sinful urges with the Chase girl. Liam
I didn't ask for this. I didn't ask to be attacked. I didn't ask to be a freak. Hell I didn't even ask to be born. Liam
What do you want another beating? Liam
It's quite overwhelming when the memory comes flooding back.
When spookies are heard in the pipes it's a toss up between bring an axe or a plunger.
Don't judge those who stick snakes up there because different strokes for different folks.
We fight giant snakes, or demons, or giant demons. Angel
We don't fight the garden variety unless it's thirty feet tall.
Don't forget to ask about weird demony sounds.
Good if it's a haunting the longer a spector inhabits the area the harder it is to convince them to leave. Fred
In this business no is always acceptable.
If the bathroom's haunted try a priest or consecrated Draino.
Fear gives you an extra burst of energy.
Options To Impossible Haunting
1. Look into an exterminator if rats keep popping out since it could help.
2. You could always burn the place down.
Some guys go over to the dark side.
Isn't this what you like? Big brain and a tight little..Forget about that evil witch. Let's talk about me I'm good and I'm pure and science turns me on. And one day if I pray hard enough and eat all my vegetables I just might have hips. Lilah
Some theories deserve attention.
Leave the glasses on to keep the look since it can turn a certain guy on.
I'm gonna take a long bath and scrub till my skin stops twitching. Fred
Who doesn't love a bubble bath?
Sometimes you just want a quiet soak alone.
People in love should have meaningful conversations.
Murder can really screw up a relationship.
You should arrange your weapons according to how much damage they inflict.
Nonmenclature goes out the portal when a hacking's afoot. Lorne
Gloorgs are 90% pus so have a towel handy.
Sometimes you need to get help even if it's your dad that you hate who's help you need.
Even someone who's tough needs people.
Knowings different than living it. Cordy
Well if Snowball hasn't tried to eat your spine yet hit her with the catnip until we get there. Gunn
A lot of mucus isn't a good sign.
At least Dr Ego got a taste of his own portal. Lorne
A sparrow slamming into the door is a bad sign not to mention the swarm that follows.
Know who to torture but realize it may go quicker than you'd like.
Vindict on your own time I'm kinda on a clock here. Angel
Even Evil Inc can be caught by surprise.
Sneakiness is genetic in vampire offspring.
You're important to the ones that care about you.
Speaking complete sentences is something you should work on until they come to you naturally.
It's hard not knowing your place in the world and not knowing why you're here.
Some Cracker Jacks surprises you just don't want like a giant lava rock beastie popping out of the ground.
If your walls are bleeding spritz it with a little 409.
Let the machine work its mechanical magic. Come on I'll hang my head out the window see if I can pick up the Burkle vibe. No but it sounds comforting and I can use the air. Lorne
Hey call me Kookie Pants but maybe we can save the three rounds until after the Chuck Heston Plagueathon cools off.
When people get overrun with birds, rats, and bleeding walls the Ghost Buster lines start ringing off the hook.
Increased paranormal activitiy is a really bad sign of badness coming.
Sometimes you have to pool your data.
Lilah she can be very giving if you approach her in the right way.
If Wolfram & Hart hadn't extracted it you'd be a paler shade of dead. Angel
Log all the calls down to every squishy one.
Eye of Fire: An ancient arcane symbol for fire and destruction.
Um boys I hate to be the little demon that cried apocalypsenowish but uh...Lorne
Cut off the coffee so the person doesn't vibrate into another dimension after a tenth cup since it could happen.
Hello is a good start when calling someone.
As long as you got love it can't be that bad. Waitress
Yeah getting yourself killed should really slow that thing down. Cordy
I've never been broken not even in Quor-toth. I didn't think I could be.
Sky Temple is a watering hole for the tragically hip actors, models, all the hot mamas and yammas.
Hey uh I know location's everything but um maybe we should hold off on the down payment until we know what we're dealing with or how to stop it. Lorne
If it's alive we kill it. If it's not we bury it. Angel
Sometimes the arrow just isn't big enough.
Neck wounds are always very painful but combined with being tossed off a building is a real bitch.
It's seriously bad when it starts raining fire.
Seeing the woman you love doing your son sucks worse than being stabbed and thrown off a building.
Instead of ripping his head off go beat on the doors and walls.
A person being an hour late isn't long enough to get really worried.
It was like the end of the world and all I wanted was you. Gunn
It's not always good to tangel with the demony thing that did a Cirque de Flambe.
No one likes to lose no matter the circumstances. Wes
Looking like you were hit by a truck could be the result of seeing your son doing the one you love.
Throwing sex into the equation can really complicate things especially if you say it can't happen again.
Apparently Wolfram & Hart is the safest place to be during an apocalypse.
I'm choosing a side. Wes
People make mistakes it's part of what makes you human.
The sky should not be made of fire. Cordy
Strange things happen.
It's a bit unsettling when the unstopabble demon knows your name.
A grenade may not kill the demon but it will distract it.
When you're in the sewers and on the run lose the heels or carry them.
Tapping can help some people think while it annoys others.
Just meditating on the problem yeah asking the inner Lorne for backup. Lorne
The block where Caritas is ia bit fat interdimensional happening hot spot.
Things can go from bad to worse.
Don't forget to bring a flashlight.
Sargeant Stay At Home volunteering for duty sir. Lorne
There's only one smart way to play it you see it you run like hell. Angel
While the others go off to the Evil Empire Sargeant Stay At Home makes some nice healing muffins.
When you're unsure of how high something is you tend to say believe and make a guess since people as a rule don't go around measuring things.
It is very creepy to walk through the Evil Empire that is wall to wall dead people even though they were all evil.
A bunch of dead people around is a pretty damn good reason to feeling a little goosey.
There are times when being quick and quiet is essential.
I don't get it. Wolfram & Hart is evil. The big bad is evil. Why go all Terminator on your own team? Gunn
Some things want to eliminate the competition.
A bunch of dead bodies doesn't cause one to be overflowing with hope.
It's a bad sign when the dead guy isn't where you left him.
Just because the big bad Jack in The Boxed out of the spot where you were born doesn't make it your fault.
There are different kinds of dead.
Zombies are slow moving dimwitted things that crave human flesh. Angel
Vampires don't crave human flesh so much as the blood.
Yeah thanks for the newsflash Captain Obvious. Gunn
A zombie trying to snack on you won't turn you into a zombie.
Use a sword to break the door knob off so you can make your escape.
The only way to kill a zombie is to stop its brain activity. Cut off its head. Smash in its skull. Luckily they're slow and stupid so you have a decent chance of beating them. Unless of course there's hundreds of them. Angel
We wait then we fight. Wes
The one thing you can be srue of zombies is the fact that they want you dead.
Fight seven fights of evil lawyer zombies or sweetalk a nasty little girl you know where my heart is. Gunn
Hello photographic memory. Angel
The photographic memory can sometimes get a little fuzzy when things are really hairy.
If you see an evil lawyer zombie that you know chop off his head even if you hate him.
The answer is among you is pretty darn cryptic not to mention a bit misleading.
So what's is say about the Big Bad Wolf if he can just stride right in and suck the energy out of Evil Red Riding Hood? Gunn
Now take your new boyfriend and get the hell out of here. Angel
Nuke the blood for that fresh out of the jugular taste.
Some things make you want to run screaming out of the room.
I'm not brooding I'm researching. Angel
I work better alone. Angel
Welcome to the big leagues Angel you're a champion you don't get personal days. Lorne
There's other fish in the sea although you may have your heart set on a particular one.
When things get too hairy go to Tahitti until the badness overflow goes back to normal.
I know enough to go to Tahitti. Gwen
Some screams aren't part of a dream.
Nobody likes achey floor neck.
No one likes cryptic message messages.
Two is a coincidence while three make a pattern.
Humans don't need to be invited in but knocking and waiting is the polite thing to do.
Telling someone to go away never works.
Sleeping with a man's son when you supposedly loved him isn't the way to show you give a damn a whole lot or otherwise.
Get over it! Hmm you know I never really thought about that. Get over it! Why didn't I think about that? It's so simple! Angel
Getting only a visual isn't much to go on although it's something.
When you're a leader you need to lead.
It's hard to be prepared when you can't find any info on the beastie.
Everyone has an achille's heel. Angel
It's kinda tricky when you don't have a lead which means you've got nothing.
Long time no hand to hand. Gwen
Tell me freak to freak is the world going to end? Gwen
The evil demons can't pull off lame 'cause it gets camp.
When weirdness happens go to the weirdest person you know.
When you have a four hour drive to and from you find something to talk about.
Geez where were you when they taught stealth in Super Power School? Gwen
You protect only if it's not evil and kill it before the Beast gets to it.
Some guys just don't speak College Boy.
Right Super Hunk and Spandexia this thing takes out Meseketet and you two are gonna protect me? Manny
Be careful who you ask to give you a lap dance.
Beings of supreme power don't always appear as you expect.
The small yucky man isn't always joking and is deadly serious this time.
As far as evil plans go blotting out the sun forever doesn't suck.
Never trust the books or the bookies kid real juju takes place in the QT. Manny
While you'd assume that the Tet folks are all supposed to be might and collassal doesn't mean it's true.
Appearances can be really deceiving.
A panic room is quite a homey touch.
A good thief is a master of body language. Gwen
The Swimsuit edition will keep a guy occupied.
Extra blood and guts tends not to be someone's power.
I mean that's a lot of blood and guts in there no way all that Stephen King came out of a normal guy. Gwen
Some things you just don't want to know.
Thiefs as a rule don't share information.
A killer doesn't always have cloven feet.
We check out every lead no matter how close to home it hits.
Maybe 'cause it's nice to make you crazy for a change. Angel
Wait to point fingers until later.
Sometimes you should consider a portal as a potential option even though you haven't had the best luck with them in the past.
When conventional methods don't work it's time to think outside the box.
It's rare when a demon knocks on the door become coming in.
Advantages Of Being An Offspring Of Two Vamps
2. Fast moving
3. Great hearing
4. Can jump off buildings without a scratch.
5. You can get tossed out a five story windown without getting dead.
6. You're a fast healer.
Things get dimmer when you're about to pass out also when the sun is being blotted out of the sky.
The answer is among you is not always the most obvious choice.
Wherever the sun is gone becomes the hotspot for the undead.
Rogue warrior took off for a good reason so don't jump to conclusions let him explain himself when he gets back.
Pretty much the only victory we can claim is that we're not dead yet. Gunn
Don't go calling someone a puppet when it's your strings that are being yanked.
Sometimes you prefer a plan instead of pep.
Sometimes desperate times call for desperate measures.
Reading about Angelus in books is quite different from seeing him in the flesh.
Flowers, plants, and trees will die if they don't get sunlight.
Angelus is the jumbo family sized bad of bad ideas. Cordy
There are different kinds of smart.
Evil just jacks up the IQ points.
Preparing For A Visit From Angelus
1. You're gonna need a cage. A strong one about 10 by 12, steel reinforced 2" bars maybe 3".
2. Add a second lock.
3. Before you do something really stupid like extracting a soul call Willow first so she can talk you out of this very bad idea or at least be there to do the ritual to put it back.
4. You must be armed at all times and don't drop your weapon.
Dark magick and unleashing unspeakable evil can give people the heebie jeebies.
Just A Dream
Great now we have to find a tooth in a haystack. Gunn
You hear that there's a sword. A sword to kill the Beast. And you wanted to turn me into Angelus by having an evil shaman cut off my head. Not that that wasn't a swell plan too. Angel
We all make mistakes sometimes even the guy with the big brain.
I don't know I just get the visions not the cliff notes. Cordy
What are those party decorations left over from some S & M bondage party? Cordy
I knew you two would get me in trouble some day. Cordy
Who boobytraps a deadend? That's just not right. Cordy
Getting impaled with a spike is a painful way of being wrong.
Don't look at me I'm not a Thomas Guide. Cordy
A messy situation can be made even messier.
Just because you can't see it doesn't mean it's not there.
When things start rumbling along with fire it's time to go.
You know it's a dream when everything falls neatly into place and you get the girl and your son doesn't hate you anymore.
Some guys love playing with a shiny and pretty sword but watch out for the furniture.
You know he's back when you hear the evil laugh.
When it's permanent midnight the vamps are out in full force and a lot of tourists pop up.
Unless you actually know how to fight keep your excursions outside to a minimum and go out in groups along with weapons.
Wes's Tips On Dealing With Angelus
1. Pay attention to everything he does and says.
2. He'll try to confuse you, play on your emotions.
4. If he succeeds we're so dead.
5. Don't drop your guar.
6. He's very smart and very focused and will exploit everything Angel knows.
7. He lashes out at what made him human.
8. Stay away from the bars.
9. Don't cross the red line.
Spendinging one's life dealing with something doesn't mean you'll feel ready when it arises.
Reading won't necessarily prepare you for coming face to face with the real thing such as Angelus.
Just words can get to you.
It's hard to keep track of friends and enemies when you're evil.
Go inside when there are too many vamps to fight.
Keep talking I'll sweep out the cage when I'm done. Gunn
Evil and pig can go hand in hand.
Keep tranqs handy at all times.
Black is always quite fashionable.
Kissing a girl who has a boyfriend is a seriuos no no not to mention lying about it afterwards.
People don't come with deeds.
It's smart to be scared.
Promises, promises don't make 'em if you can't keep 'em. Angelus
What's a better ride than a mustang? Angelus
Must be some confusion you took out the soul still have a brain. Angelus
When you have a brain you should use it.
Sometimes a sacrifice must be made.
Even Sid Viscious will become Mr Show And Tale with the right incentive.
Honeybuns here must have a secret stash of Higher Power dust. Lorne
Evil beings tend not to be big with the team work.
Brush up on you Freyan runes since it could come in handy.
If someone doesn't answer the door it could be one of two reasons they are out or they are dead.
It's hard coming across a slaughtered family.
There are some things you don't want to know especially when it comes to an evil vamp's thoughts.
Some last ditch plans are a total bust.
I'm always missing the fun stuff. So didyou bring me back a souvenir maybe a stray baby toe? Angelus
I showed you mine now it's time to show me yours. Angelus
You just don't have many options when you're locked up in a steel cage.
The more you piss me off the longer I'll keep you alive. Angelus
Know who to beat up when you go to the shaman.
Sometimes there's isn't a backup plan.
Keep your flamethrower filled and ready to face Fang Boy.
Now instead of just worrying about the Big Bad Rocky we got Darth Vampire living in the basement.
Chicks just love a good accent makes them all buttery in the nethery regions. Angelus
Sometimes you need to push the pause button.
Hiding out in the sewers make syou neglect your grooming habits.
Evil doesn't have to be sloppy. Angelus
Why is your thong in such a bunch counselor you're a professional? Angelus
Life can always be crappier.
And yet I'm not the monkey in the box. Lilah
Some people just can't lie.
What kind of brain fart made that witch try and let Angelus out? Gunn
I still know some people that like high ripples. Lilah
Great minds aren't foolish enough to release him.
I just want my life back. All my pretty things. I'm selfish that way. Lilah
There are many reasons we wouldn't have worked out Lilah. Wes
Use Rhinehards Compendium to find ways to make things pay.
Pandimensional markets are handy to get the books that are complete.
Even though Lilah's evil I don't see her hacking up all those people. Fred
Know your minions.
How coul you survive this long being so retarded? Angelus
Cut the Fu Mann Chu what do you know? Gunn
The Beast I knew was big into smash and slaughter. Had the brawn to be really good at too. Big picture not his strong point. But whoa flash forward now he's all rain of fire, destroying the Rahtet, blotting out the sun big moves for a guy whose head is made out of rock. Angelus
And maybe I'll sprout some wings and flutter away. There's something else out there more powerful, more viscious pulling all the strings. Ooh I don't know about you I'm just dying to find out what it is. Angelus
Just because Lilah's job was lying doesn't mean she's incapable of telling the truth.
Nothing like your first murder. Angelus
Wes On What They Need To Bring Angel Back
4. Break the Slayer out of prison
Sometimes you just aren't sorry even though you want to be.
So what now Ouijie Board? Lilah
Zilch, zip and what in the hell is succabitch doing here?
Forget about the goody goody. You wanna kill the Beast and give his boss a run for his evil the answer's downstairs in a cage. Sic Angelus on him. Kill you all in a bloody shower of violence but hey greater good. What hold hands and sing a hymn? It might be a little hard when the Beast is ripping your guts out. Lilah
There's only one bitch here and I'm looking at him. Fred
Don't judge the guy just because he banged evil lawyer succabitch for months.
It if continues to move once the head is removed that is a sign that you're not done yet.
Yeah sometimes you got to just keep on whackng. Gunn
Sometimes I hate this life. Fred
We moved up its expiration date. Gunn
Just like being at work except suits by Liberace. Lilah
Ten to one the entire hotel gets sucked into a Hell dimension. Lilah
You shut your fat mouth. Fred
I like heroes so tangled up in your own crap you can't even find the world to save it. Angelus
Don't leave home without your talisman.
Fooling The Others
1. First off start apologizing.
2. Cordy feels that he's back.
3. Singing for Lorne to clear your name.
4. Offer to stay in the cage.
Locking up the leader is sometimes what is for the best.
1. No more back biting.
2. No more fist fighintg
3. No more vengeance.
4. Focus on one thing making it out alive.
5. Never give up.
6. We'll get through this together.
I can't believe we didn't crush you people years ago. Lilah
Past is past and done is done.
It's my inner ego maniac rebel serving coffee. Lilah
I have to go save the world. Angelus
Take the shot any shot you can get. Wes
A gun isn't very helpful against vamps unless you want to piss them off.
What happened to pedestrians? Human pedestrians? Is there no fast food left in Los Angeles? Angelus
Those evil genuises get you every time. Lilah
Divine intervention? Trust me you have more chances of winning the lottery six times in a row. I had the numbers done. Lilah
Wreaking the most damage doesn't necessarily mean highly populated area.
It's no fun to come across the dead body.
The Sanctuary Spell keeps the carnage down to a minimum.
We use whatever tools we have. Wes
But hey I'm no different than the next guy I put my victim's skin on one leg at a time. Angelus
Angelus doesn't sign autographs for hellspawn.
Chop off her head quickly after all she is dead and won't feel a thing.
If you're out of bloodroot substitute cloves for the Sanctuary Spell.
As soon as we sprinkle burnt clove dust around the perimeter, light a few candles, incant a few phrases we'll be in business.
While LA is permanent darkness it hasn't affected Stockton or Sunnydale.
A very big knife will get a girl's attention.
I don't take grocery lists from Messenger Boy. Angelus
Don't assume that the Master is a he since it could be a she since the answer is among you after all and there is a she in particular.
If you follow the recipe right it'll work.
Magick sometimes does work.
In order to get the evil vamp you need a Slayer so go and get her out of jail.
Well uh hey hate to wet the paper for you Wes but I'm kinda unavailable right now maybe you want to try back in a few decades when my parole comes up. Faith
1. Step away from the glass.
2. Crash through it.
3. Fight the guards off.
4. Jump out the window.
Unleashing Angelus is gas to the flames.
A smart vamp runs away at the sight of a Slayer.
Slaying a vamp after being out of commission due to a stint in the pokey is just like riding a biker.
A Slayer thrown into the mix really puts a crimp in the Master's plans.
You may just be more like your dad than you thought like a weakness for Slayers.
Scream to thank the evil vamp.
Girls are just better at the whole slaying thing although some guys are up to the task.
It can be handy to have bloodhound boy around to follow the trail of blood.
Eyes and ears pealed. Watch the periph. Hey nobody make a move until I...Faith
If you can't listen you should go home since you're no help.
Easier said the kid's got a history of not knowing what he's told. Gunn
If it comes down to you or Angelus you haven't shown me a thing to want to save your sack. Faith
Even a Slayer doesn't always know where she's going.
Find Angelus Minus Connor
1. Do it the old fashioned way.
2. Something will turn up.
3. A trail of bodies perhaps.
4. A tell tale clue.
5. Carpet fiber.
6. Or maybe a big old Welcome Sign.
When the element of surprise is out come at him from two sides.
You take low. I'll hit him high. Faith
So what are you waiting for? Come out and give me a kiss. Faith
Honey I brought home a guest for dinner let's eat. Angleus
Some girls enjoy a threesome.
Just because a girl's been in prison doesn't mean that she hasn't kept in shape.
It's ironic when the evil vamp is the one that brings back the sun.
You take the bad with the good is always what I say. Angelus
Well ding dong the Beast is dead. Lorne
It only takes one time to get pregnant.
Bizarro that a kid who was a baby not even a year ago is becoming a daddy is beyond bizarro.
If you're all bloody and feeling sticky take a shower.
Beating up on the bathroom wall is an improvement over the whole killing people phase you went through.
After I rip out your windpipe so it stops making that annoying talky sound. Angelus
Even evil boy doesn't like a voice in his head.
To hide your identity disguise your voice with a big scary one.
Some guys are more hands on types.
Destruction is sometimes its own reward.
As far as plans go I make my own. Angleus
Ask about the birds and bees so you realize something is up with the pregnancy that is not of the norm.
A gun can be your best friend.
But there's always a but. When this is over can we but a big but moratorius? Fred
Did I mention the only shots I'm good at involve Tequilla? Lorne
Don't drop your guard
If he pops a fang in here thwack him where it hurts. Gunn
Odd bird and getting birdier. Lorne
All squeaky clean let's blow. Faith
Everyone talks to themselves sometimes.
Can't beat a good book. Angelus
A sucky spell huh you'd think it'd at least go to the sidewalk. Angelus
Morning sickness doesn't always know how to tell time.
All I'm saying is he tries dancing in here and pulling a Dark Shadows again he's gonna get a dart up his evil ass. Gunn
Start with a perimeter sweep. I'll take point. Stay frosty. Faith
You may have to be just as viscious as Angelus to defeat him.
Getting a migraine is nothing to laugh about.
Evil types don't have friends and if they did the friend wouldn't be in his head.
Measure twice cut once. Gunn
Then next time Minnie will take a chunk out of his cheese. Gunn
Don't do something again if you think it was wrong.
Sometimes you just can't go back no matter how much you may want it.
Spending half the night with the smell of blood in pissholes is all part of the job.
Some demons faces can grow back.
They shoot up. The vampires feed. Use them like a filter. I've read the effects can be quite intoxicating. Wes
Stopping after someone tells you that you're hurting them and you stop is a sure sign that you're changed.
I've avoided the main arteries she'll live if that's what you call this. Wes
Sometimes smacking around doesn't do the trick.
So what torturing humans part of the new makeover. Faith
Oh you have a problem with a little torture now. Seem to recall a time when you rather enjoyed it. Wes
It's not that hard to get back in touch with that darkness.
Oh smacked in the noggin with a two by four wrapped in velvet. Yeah that's what it felt like. Lorne
Getting hit with a tranq gives you a nap not to mention the best sleep since the apocalypse.
Everyone having their necks attached is a good sign.
Put the blamestick down anyone can fall for a fake mojo charm.
If a bad ass vamp is gonna kill you it won't be as simple as using a shotgun.
Save the head trip GQ. Faith
There are two ways to make the pain stop you can hurt someone else or you can die.
Sometimes getting bit is part of the plan.
Always keep the shackles and leg irons handy.
Not the best idea to have the kid who hates his father help in the chaining process.
And speaking of sense have you been on permanent sabbatical from yours? Lorne
A sign that Cordy isn't really Cordy is her pushing you across the room and into the wall without breaking a sweat.
Dealers at Caritas dealing Orpheus were the only ones to ever get the boot.
Orphues an opiate of the mystical variety. Humans inject it. Vampires feed off them. That's what makes it so dangerous. Orpheus isn't entirely physical it's an enchanted drug. That plus the biting makes for some serious psychic psychedelia. The more you take the deeper you sink. It leads you down to Hell. And leaves you there.
You drink from the girl that injected herself with Orpheus so you share your flashback.
Just because it's your flashback doesn't mean you're in control.
You know what the definition of insanity is baby performing the same task over and over and expecting different results. Learned that in murder rehab. Faith
Way I figure I got one last job babysit the psycho til they shove a soul up your...Then I'm whatever dust in the wind. Candle in the wind. There'll be a general wind theme. Faith
I'm in Hell. This is Hell and I'm in it. Angelus
Talking to your flashback won't change anything.
You could be a little nicer in telling the Betty to scram.
Well pound snow you mook. Betty
Sometimes you need a witch
And the sneer's genetic who knew. Willo
Some just like to yammer.
You never forget the first spell you learned.
Sometimes it's as simple as breaking a jar.
Some hairdo's should be outlawed.
Bring on the pain! Angelus
When robbing a donut shop expect the guy to be wigged when you pull a guy so don't shoot and run out without the money since that's just plain dumb.
If someone's been shot at least call 911.
Getting shot causes one to be in serious pain.
Glass is crunchable.
Oh come on everybody loves fetal pigs. Willow
I think my sense of humor is trapped in a jar somewhere. Wes
Circumstances can make you a bit grumpy.
Everyone has some darkness potential.
I flayed a guy alive and tried to destroy the world. Willow
Darkness been there. Willow
Chaining someone up in a closet is dark.
Whoops dinner by armed robbery. Angelus
When you're evil that blurry line tastes so good.
Someone should be downstairs in case the Prince of Darkness wakes up.
No one likes uninvited visitors in their head.
Ignore the huge floaty head since it's just an illusion.
Dying is a lot easier than redemption.
Do you ever think their relationship's maybe a little icky? Fred
Feel the bones good for me. Faith
Arf arf psycho. Faith
Break me off a switch son there's about to be a whuppin'. Faith
Never stop fighting. Angel
Sometimes all it takes is to get all pep talking which can lead to inspiration that's much needed.
Sometimes the girl does the heavy lifting.
Some things are just funnier in Latin.
Oh um next time you resurrect Angelus call me first ok. Willow
What put me on the short bus and send me off to clueless school. Lorne
Well congratulations you're gonna have a grandspawn. Gunn
Just one word can be quite revealing.
Squirmyness in the tummy is a sign of an evil pregnancy.
Thieves as a rule are stealthy.
1. No acting shifty like looking around.
2. Lose the trench coat which is a dead giveaway and such a rookie mistake.
3. No on eill hibr you a second look as long as you're not shifty.
A thief knows what the risks are.
If the girl gets struck by lightning don't run away check to see if she's all right.
Two vampires hook up and for the only time in vamp history have a kid our boy Connor. And Connor grows up knocks it out with Cordelia a part demon former Higher Being and as quick as you can say Easy Bake Oven there's a gigantic bun in hers. Gunn
Having two part demon parents might explain the whoosh factor. Fred
Not gonna be long before whoosh turns to pop. Gunn
I don't skulk. Angel
Two Pressing Matters
1. Figuring out what we can about Cordelia's pregnancy.
2. Destroying the Beast Master.
As reliatble as a cheap forture cookie. Lorne
It never hurts to have some muscle on deck.
Hello the real Cordy would never tell Connor to kill his father when he was in the process of getting his soul back.
There's always a reason but it might be seriously evil.
Some people enjoy collecting stuff.
1. Say that a girl is in danger.
2. Provide a photo of a little girl.
3. Use Mr Suave as a distraction while stealing LISA which isn't a girl at all.
It feels good to be doing good. Gunn
Sometimes all you need is to walk through the front door.
Beeping and batons are total signs of making a scene.
1. Saying Hello in Japanese is a gesture that is appreciated.
2. Have a gift for the man.
3. Say you met him at the Zoo Benefit.
4. Know that he loves tigers and swip Gwen's jade one.
5. Just wait and you'll be allowed in.
6. Of course the owner will steal her tiger back that goes without saying.
An infant Gapnar demon the spikes grow to full size in the womb. Wes
It's like being stuck in a really bad movie with those Clockwork Orange clampie things on my eyeballs. Fred
Why imagine reality's disturbing enough. Wes
Things happen Fred when you're alienated from the people you care about you start to look other places. Wes
It's not always about holding hands. Wes
Well you watch enough Samurai moves you learn a couple things about the culture. The first is Reshiki which is a fancy way of stressing proper etiquette at all times. The other is never underestimate the value of the appropriate gift. Gunn
It's not like 18th century jade is falling off trucks all over the place.
Mention that the girl is about to be killed to get the guy to provide your distraction although he doesn't know it.
Knocking over a table causes a distraction followed by pointed out your parnter that's just grabbed the girl.
Try to avoid getting blood on your sweet new suit since blood's a bitch to get out.
It's good to let off a little steam.
No one likes a snotty little kid.
Try asking the kid if she is kidnapped and not actually in her house.
A security scar of a dead guy might have raised a few eyebrows. Gunn
L.I.S.A: It's a military acronym. Localzed Ionic Sensory Activator. It's not a weapon a covert device worn by black opps regulates body temp, heartbeat, body chemistry. Gwen
Gwen Good Thief Policy
1. I steal what I'm paid to do.
2. I don't ask too many questions.
Finish the mission if you're allowed to keep the suit.
Stop hovering since it doesn't make things easier.
Florian is a really trick language.
Green cart like vehicel eats. I am not a buckethead. Wes
We either both make it out or neither of us do. Gunn
No huffy exits before I spill the joyous news. Lorne
A Dungeons and Dragon cape isn't a fashion statement unless you're a total geek.
Give High and Spidey all the info to fall into your trap.
Do a pretend rituatl to draw out the Beast Master.
Things aren't always so clear anymore. Gunn
Don't knock the muscle buddy it makes the gils go all knockey in the knees. Gwen
Sometimes the brain over brawn approach can sometimes work best.
Having muscle doesn't mean you don't have a fully functional brain and are smart too.
Some people aren't good at the whole pep talk thing.
I'm a fighter born and raised. Gunn
I'm a freak being a thief makes me a part of something and not a part of it at the same time. Gwen
Some things are worth dying for like being able to hold hands without killing the guy.
Thanks for turning me off. Gwen
Well you've already killed me once. If it happens again you know where my battery is. Gunn
Use incense and cadles to add that touch of realism when you do your bogus ritual along with singing notes.
Don't forget your magic eightball for all those important questions.
My sweet is a bit fem for the boomy macho act.
There is nothing more annoying than an idiot who crashes and smashes and takes off.
Being close to Electra Gwen can really screw your equipment. Gunn
A guy steps out for a few hours half the place goes Super Villian. Gunn
Evidence upside my head to the contrary. Lorne
Take your clothes off for a little axing followed by a sponge bath and voila shower fresh murder.
That explains why my mojo's been gunked up Queen Bi-atch put the whammy on me. Lorne
Evil and pregnant I'm guessing it ain't cookies. Gunn
Reaching out to black markets take time.
Good and evil aren't just words.
Ironic when the yanker is talking about yanking when she's the one pulling the string.
Some tissue that smells way too pretty to be evil. Fred
A walk in the park isn't always so pleasant.
When a guy is pressed for time buffalo wings are out.
Go to the Guide for answers.
A few have come back from paradise.
Babies move sure but also evil spawn with tentacles move too in a different way.
You know I've always wondered how many chunks ya gotta hack off a vampire before he goes all dust bunny? Skip
Maybe I can have an embolism. Fred
Bind demon Skip to this dimension before he wakes up.
If a girl you rescued from a vamp thanks you don't punch her out say, "You're welcome" or "No problem."
You don't hurt an innocent girl just because the evil bitch says to.
Question instead of blindly following orders.
Sphere of the infinite agonies every second a lifetime. Should be able to whip one up in um twenty minutes. Fred
Everything you know or she starts whippin'. Angel
Nothings beats a good bluff.
Someone dying for you is a sign of major love.
No way we make our own choices. Gunn
Just because someone tells you to do something doesn't mean you have to.
The final score can't be rigged. I don't care how many players you grease that shot always comes up a question mark. Here's the thing you never know when you take it. It could be when you're duking it out with the Legion of Doom or just crossing the street deciding where to have brunch. See you just treat like it was all up to you a world out of balance 'cause you never know when it is. Gunn
When you have no choice you have to do what you have to do.
The word annointed isn't a big and confusing word.
Blood along with the mojo is the sign of an unnatural birth not to mention the earthquake.
A son should listen to his father instead of again with the fighting.
Aim for the weak spot like where a chunk of him was ripped off for effective killing.
The "baby" coming out full grown is a total sign that something wonky is going on.
It's not natural for the mom to go into a coma after giving birth.
Some things shouldn't be given life.
Killing can be the right thing to do.
If you're naked find some clothes.
One does tend to let the housekeeping slide during an apocalyptolight. Lorne
Toing and froing can make a person on edge even edgier.
A lot of dismemberment goes on during a busy month.
Put your weapons away when you're done with them.
Are you still evilish 'cause I'm confused? Fred
Hey it never hurts to ask if you aren't sure about something.
It's rude not to say goodbye.
Miracles just can't be arranged unless of course evil is afoot.
Birth pains to explain all the major badness sure if it's an evil being that hijacks a girl and gives birth to itself.
There's nothing wrong with a little bowling.
Everyone should have a name.
Not everyone is blind to the truth.
Chlorox she bleaches away the hate. Gunn
Try Chlorox to get the blood out of a shirt.
If that fails try some club soda.
Try soaking it also and try Spray N Wash.
If a cursed vamp gets too happy it could get very ugly.
Eradicate all evil is that even possible? Angel
When she's not around I hurt. Fred
Being focused on a task can really open your eyes to the truth but of course you'll have to go on the run.
Go to the hospital to get the skinny on what that guy saw.
Questions are good instead of of doing whatever you're told.
I have a family I'm a member. Fred
Another sign that major badness is going on is if the guy's face is disfigured from her touch.
No I don't get called. I I'm not the called type. I you know take messages for my boss. He gets called. Fred
It's very bad when everyone loses their free will.
Sometimes going to someone isn't always a good idea especially when you can't really trust anyone even those nearest and dearest.
Know when to make a run for it but first reach for a weapon.
Grab your green friend so you can make your escape.
Nothing like a homicidal maniac to put a dampener on an impromptu spiritual gathering. Lorne
While bartenders are chatty when it comes to problems diner guys not so much.
Give your jacket to another girl so you can get away.
The sewers can be your friend when you're on the run.
I thought our Lady of the Perpetual Sea Breeze was the real deal until the divine Miss J walked through and right right into my ass. Which is where my heart is physiologically. Lorne
A guy always loves compliments on his mustache.
Being picked doesn't always make you lucky.
There's a book on pretty much everything.
Not a huge demand for photo books of serial killer autopsies when you're living in a utopian wonderland. Book Guy
Some people smile on the inside.
So you don't worry that it's possible for someone to send out a biological or electronic trigger that effectively overrides your own sense of ideals and values and replaces them with an alternative coercive agenda that reduces you to little more than a mindless meat puppet? Fred
Sometimes you have to fight fire with fire.
Why should we be the only shiny happy people? Fred
Birthdays aren't celebrated in Quor-toth.
Tying a kid to a tree and running off isn't very good parenting although it can really hone your tracking skills.
Hobbits are magical since dwarves aren't crazy about magic.
It's hard to escape when the evil one can possess any human around.
A burning man is something to be afraid of especially when he's oblivious to the whole being on fire thing.
People who need people they're the luckiest people.
Don't walk on the street where you can be seen.
Don't trust the creepy little demon with the dangling boogery things.
You scared the creamcheese out of me. Boogery Demon
Keep the axe handy just in case.
Sit down any monkey business and I'll chop you down like a cherry tree. Fred
Little itty bitty demons have bladders the size of a juju.
Everyone loves open mike night.
It's not such a stretch to think a demon would live in a dirthole.
If you see a stash of hands kill the creepy little demon unless you want to lose your hands in your sleep.
A axe to the head tends to do the trick.
Turn yourself in so you get your change to get someone on your side and see the truth.
Don't forget to tell the guy to leave the building after you tell him to burn the place to the ground.
I keep shoveling pie into my hole and still feel empty. Gunn
You get a visual when she's actually in the room.
After getting shot repeatedly one needs to eat some people to recover especially if you're Miss Evil herself.
Speaking about killing a friend so casually without him being evil is a bad sign.
A bullet feels like a bee sting. Angel
A little withdrawel is expected after having your eyes open to the truth about Jasmine.
Try kissing to see if they buy you as lovers even though it's very unlikely.
Keep the hallway empty while Jasmine eats.
Don't forget to remove your clothes before you get eaten by Jasmine.
Watch out for candles by the window.
It makes it a little easier to know that it won't hurt when you cut the girl in the coma after all the blood is sorely needed and she won't miss the little you take.
Strange things happen like Cordelia giving birth to a beautiful ebony Goddess.
Just stand outside like a dummy while your daughter eats some people.
Cool isn't the right thought to have when your daughter has just told you that she eats people.
Opening your friends eyes to the truth doesn't make you a traitor.
I'll get him I've kidnapped him before. Wes
Someone that knows the truth has to live through this. Angel
Make sure you always keep the gas tank full.
There has to be a way we just need time.
Sometimes the big plan is to keep running until you come up with a better plan.
Yeah they'll be happier when they're gouging out our eyes and stompin' us until their shoes get sticky. Gunn
Fast works for me. Gunn
Even though the people are under a spell you have to be willing to fight them otherwise they will definetely kill you.
Yeah that's right it's the Big Bad Free Will Gang gassin' up. Gunn
It's really creppy to have Jasmine speaking out of people like a gang bander for instance.
Sometimes you don't have time to pick up snacks.
No eating rats!
Hearts get in the way. We don't gut ourselves, burn out everything inside that gave her power over us we're lost. Angel
Some drugs are tough to kick cold turkey.
It's not polite to point sharp wooden things unless you know you're dealing with evilies.
No offense but two weeks down here and I'd rather move back in with my mother. Lorne
Some people kill monsters professionally.
A dead guy no longer needs a weapon.
Lets go professional on this evil son of a bitch's ass. Angel
A "father" shouldn't have to ask his "daughter" for permission to do something.
Not all lives are lonely and empty horrors although many are.
Everyone wants to belong somewhere.
If everything is taken from you then nothing is left.
Some suck at sports but there are strength in numbers.
No one likes crazy talking demons that talk in riddles and in the third person.
Feeling even pain is better than nothing at all.
Give a fella brownie points for only drinking pig's blood.
You can find out things in the strangest places.
If you tear a vampire's guts out he won't go dead until you stake him.
People have names so they know who they are and the people they know since it would be hard going around to people and saying, "Hey you there!"
The sun being back doesn't mean that things are swell.
Sometimes desperate times call for desperate measures.
Sometimes you need to chop up the messenger into little pieces.
And that's why when you use words like ugly ass and beastie we can sometimes do more damage than we intend to. It' ain't all about sticks and stones my young friends. Lorne
It's good to listen to the wise green demon with his life lesson because words do hurt.
Remember that green is beautiful.
Not liking what you're not hearing can become worse when the truth comes out all twisted and distorted.
Know when to get the hell out.
Sure things tend to be soft inside but being impaled doesn't always kill a person.
Open the portal by using blood on the glowy round thing but only the one with no pulse can go there.
When nothing else is handy use The Club after all it is made of metal.
You're one twisted bitch if you get off on the pain of being ripped and healed over and over again.
Never underestimate the power of an elbow in the face.
Know when to surrender after all the ones you are fighting are under a spell and aren't really responsible for what they're doing.
Losing your free will doesn't make everything all right.
If belonging means following some bogus God and killing in her name then you're damn right we don't. Gunn
Don't get all gloaty not the worst beating we've ever taken. Gunn
If you're all knowing you shouldn't have to ask.
You can't bluff a smarty pants.
In Quor-toth people have a different concept of beauty.
Beauty is in the maggoty eye of the beholder.
The unattainable isn't always so unattainable.
It's always the hard way when you're in a hurry.
Sure all your worries are gone because you're about to be eaten by the psycho Jasmine.
You can't always take comfort in words from someone that eats people.
Taking over a girl and getting her pregnant so she can give birth to herself is very much hurting someone.
Bugsy can actually be right about what he's saying.
Some guys are not big on the talking thing and aren't thrilled about giving interviews.
Yeah well people get born for all sorts of reasons. Angel
Not killing mom implies that if she tried to do soemthing it would damage herself.
Please doesn't always work.
It's good to start questioning things.
Some things are just too good to be free.
What better way to wake everyone up than to show up at the press conference to reveal her true name.
Some names are simply impossible to pronounce.
Keep kicking until you get the door open.
Never give up. Never surrender. Gunn
Give a guy his props when he gets you out of the cell.
When the truth is revealed the people go a little crazy.
It's our right to have a choice even if some people are dumb.
Sometimes the price is just too high.
Sometimes becoming human is a work in progress.
Our faith has to be our own or we're nothing. Angel
All you can do is try to make up for things done in the past and make the the world a better place.
A little electricity is worth a short even if it doesn't work.
Some things don't bear much thinking about especially if a granddaughter kisses her grandpa.
To kill sometimes shoving a fish through her head will do the trick.
You can always be surprised and not always pleasantly.
End world well you already took care of that congratulations. Lilah
When you come back from Hell you're dying for a drink.
Some offers positively dumbfound you and make you mute.
Just the LA branch. Hi from another dimension what the hell does that mean? Lorne
Right where the slaves are full of giggly, joy, and love what a nightmare. Lilah
Getting into her stomach is too much of a price to pay since it implies that you've been eaten.
Peace comes at a price. Lilah
We ended a nefarious global domination scheme not world peace. Right? Fred
Some things can't be found and shouldn't be.
Don't be mean to the guy that was about to kill himself and don't start beating up on him since that's the last thing he needs.
The kid needs a leash if you ask me. Gunn
Consider the option from the dead lady.
Some people like sticking pins in maps and dusting off books.
It's awkward to come face to face with your dead lover whose head you cut off.
Remove your shoes to be extra stealthy.
It wouldn't hurt to take a look to see what's going on.
Whare are the odds that the humans would be the most corrupted? Wes
Go to Wolfram & Hart with your eyes open and your wits about you.
Great minds think alike.
So it's an evil limo I get that but does it mean that you don't restock the cherries? Lorne
Be on guard at all times when you enter Wolfram & Hart.
It's a good sign when you weren't blown up in the limo and being allowed to carry around weapons during the stay at Wolfram & Hart makes one feel a little more secure.
Oh you're so cynical see it's gonna work out great. Lilah
Just because we tried to kill or corrupt each and every one of you at one time or another doesn't mean we can't be trusted. Lilah
Even Wolfram & Hart is honorable in thier own way.
A gun makes on feel more secure.
No No I don't think you have to tell me what you represent young man I know. Evil! Pure evil! Which is also apparently everyone I've always wanted to meet. Lorne
Be careful when the hot chick says Wolfram & Hart has grander plans for you.
D & D= Dungeons and Dragons
Don't trust the MacGyver of Wolfram & Hart.
It's not such a stretch to find a Watcher when there's a library of every book under the sun around and usually the English accent is a giveaway.
So this is what you came back from the dead to play let's make an evil deal? Angel
When you rush out to save the day on a regular basis it's good to stay mobile.
Goodbye Mr Sunshine. Hello Gloomy Avenger. Lilah
People don't need an unwielding champion. They need a man who knows the value of compromise and how to beat the system from inside the bell of the beast. Lilah
Beast belly doesn't that usually mean you've been eaten? Angel
Dead not stupid. Lilah
Watch the head it kinda comes off kinda easy. Been a little bit busy with the being dead. Lilah
Sometimes you have to make a deal for your son even if it requires the ultimate sacrifice.
People tend to be a bit on edge when they are all rigged to blow up by a little lost boy that's lost it big time.
Some like to take their time.
I didn't feel anything. I can't feel anything. I guess I'm really your son because I'm dead too. Connor
Saying sorry doesn't really fix anything.
The greatest sacrifices are done out of love.
There's only one thing that changes and that's death. Connor
Just because a girl's in a coma doesn't mean that a girl can't look her best.
The greatest gift to your son is to give him what he always wanted a home complete with a family even if you're not part of it.