This is a world where there are two suns and vampires don't burst into flames. However there is a pretty nasty side effect of being there. The human side comes out so the reflection can also be seen but when you let the demon out it is in its purest form so it's pretty nasty and viscious.
Human Beings
Humans are called cows and are enslaved. A Hell beastie hunts them down and they are sold at market. They use a barter system since they have no form of currency. A collar is placed around the neck and the person with the controlling device can inflict pain if the person doesn't please them. The device can also blow a person's head off which isn't good. They give you a sack to wear so they aren't a very fashionable race. Their clothes aren't all the much better either.
Pylean Philosophy
Cows are not for talking they're for doing their jobs.
Colors are pretty much frowned upon.
Constable Norwick: The guy in charge and a total hater of trash scum. He also enjoys watching a slow execution with lots of pain.
Their big form of entertainment is mutilating.
They also have no sense of humor
The Constable On Cows
Cows are not friends. They are creatures of labor. Beats of burden no more.
When executions are performed the corpses are dragged to the village square where the bodies are hung as a warning.
As it was ordained in the begginng all cows belong to you.
The Priests Of Trombley
The red robey types that run the place. They also have some connection with Wolfram & Hart which is no big surprise.
Holy Books
And if one of thy slaves offend me thou shalt smite him down. And if all of thy slaves offend thee thou shall smite them down too even unto the every last one in the land.
Prophecy Concerning The Cursed One
It is foretold in the ancient prophecies that one will come who is cursed with the visions. She will mate with the Grossalug whose demon blood shall absorb them. In other words if Cordy has sex with Groo he will receive the visions.
The Holy Books are written in Trionic. No one volume is complete without the other two. It's really one book broken up into three pieces. The rhythm of the sentence structure lets one know when to jump from book to book to book. (Has a connection with Wolfram & Hart)
Champion Of The Realm
Groosalug The Brave And Undefeated
An animal, beast to my people I was nothing more than this. Can you not see why? You are truly benificent such compassion to ingnore the flaws of my polluted birth. The strange curve of my mouth. The odd bulging of my limbs. The heart beating in the wrong place. As I matured these defects became more apparent. The Covenant soon determined there could be no mistake there was cow's blood in my veins.
On Being Part Cow
For my people to be part cow is to be less than whole. There was nothing I could do to prove my worth. I was incapable even of performing husbandly duties with any of the femailes of my tribe. Anatomically equipped to mate only with a human. I was cast from my village and cut off from my life givers forced to make my way on my own. I sought to end my suffering. I foolishly entered every contest of skill and daring that I could in an attempt to snuff out my pathetic life even at this I failed. I won every match! I vanquished every flame beast. I defeated every drakan. It seemed nothing could stop me. The Covenant had no choice but to bestow upon me Groosalug the Brave and Undefeated.
Chamipon of the Realm can't turn down a challenge even if a princess asks him to.
Challenge
I challenge name of person to mortal combat. Come out and face me (you spineless coward). Use the last part to really piss the person off.
Swinging the Kreble: A great honor
A warrior is carried by two others around in a circle and two others walk around with a human. The person is given an axe to cut off the runaway slaves head.
