David Hastings (Justin Carroll)- This bloke came into town with the claim that he was married to the goody goody Grace Bennett. He is being blackmailed by Ivy. I wonder what this bloke did that he doesn't want to get out. Left a trail of body parts perhaps? Only time will tell.
Chad Harris (Charles Divens)- Little does this bloke know that he's madly in love with his half sister and that Julian Crane is his father. The fun will certainly begin when that happens and his brother Fox is after his girl. Blood will flow when that happens but things can happen so damn slow in Harmony and now LA. What is that about? Every day is an eternity and I know something about eternity. This bloke forget to mention a minor detail that is mucking things up the fact that he's already married.
Antonio Brian Lopez-Fitzgerald (Christopher Douglas)- The boy with no clue. He came back to Harmony with the woman his brother is in love with and they ended up getting married. Now he knows the truth but he's keeping his lips sealed. Someone needs to just beat some sense into this boy. You can't keep someone that doesn't love you and I know something about that too.
Rebecca Hotchkiss (Andrea Evans)- This hot mama is pure evil and is totally oozing sex. She is sniffing around and is figuring out the truth about her Pookie. She blackmailed the bloke into marrying her and you gotta love that.
Luis Lopez-Fitzgerald (Galen Gering)- This bloke is the town hero and he's willing to bend a few laws when it comes to the one he loves. I can respect this bloke although I tend not to think much of humans. He is still waiting to be reunited with his beloved Sheridan. This guy was cursed by an evil witch (Red don't get your knickers in a twist. Witches do tend to be good.) So through the centuries he has been ripped apart from his soulmate.
Nicholas Foxworthy Crane (Justin Hart)- This is a good looking bloke that knows what he wants and goes after it even though it's his friends girl that he has eyes for. He doesn't know that knowing the big secret would break them up permanently since they aren't related at all. But that wouldn't cause any bloodshed and what's the fun in that?
Gwen Winthrop (Liza Huber)- This is the blonde bitch that stole Ethan away from Theresa. Ok they were together first but they have no relationship other than sex. She guilted him into marrying her by threatening to take away the baby so there is plenty of guilt pie to go around over Sarah's death.
Sam Bennett(James Hyde)- This is the Chief of Police and the man that Ivy is hot for. His real wife I might add just left him for the fake husband although very few people actually know that little secret. I kinda feel bad for the bloke since that Ivy is a real bitch on wheels literally. Hopefully he'll wear some protective gear and shoot her if she gets out of hand.
Whitney Russell (Brook Kerr)- This girl is in a bad place right now. I can relate since I know what it's like when you can't be with the one you love. The problem is she doesn't realize that the guy is her brother so they shouldn't be together anyway.
Theresa Lopez-Fitgerald (Lindsay Korman)- This girl is quite entertaining since she's always getting into trouble although she's not a bad person at all. I get the feeling that things aren't over with her and her obsession Ethan. I know a bit about obsessions and they tend to linger.
John Hastings (Jack Krizmanich)- This is the bloke that is in the dark so he has no idea what's going on and he's just trying to spend time with his family. It looks like that whole college thing isn't working out for him since things are all wonky in this town and with his supposed family.
Pilar Lopez-Fitzgerald (Eva Tamargo Lemus)- This one is a real spitfire and it is a hoot to watch her trade blows with Rebecca. My money is on this one every time. She's get the wild kitty in her just waiting to come out and she is fiercely protective of her children.
Liz Sanbourne (Amelia Marshall)- This one is a total bitch and out to destroy her sister. She was the sister that got left behind so naturally she blames every bad thing that happened to her on her absent sister which isn't really fair. Why paint a bloody perfect picture of when they were together only to have it all go south when big sis leaves. That smells fishy to me.
Ethan Winthrop (Eric Martsolf)- The boy who by trying to do the right thing totally mucked things up and lost his baby girl in the process. For a lawyer this boy isn't too smart. Maybe he needs some Ginka Boloba or whatever that stuff is called. It's some kind of herb not like Burba Weed which is excellent in the blood to make it nice and spicy.
Julian Crane (Ben Masters)- This guy was a total leech chasing after anyone in a skirt. It's a wonder that he didn't try to catch Pilar but I guess he knew that she could take him in a fight. Oh the power of love and how it can change a person which I can totally relate to.
Beth Wallace (Kelli McCarty)- Now this girl is totally off her bird what with her scheming and everyone thinks she is an absolute angel. She should be killed just for that bad hair alone not to mention all the things she's tried to do. She kinda reminds me a little of Harmony since her plans never quite turn out.
Hank Bennett (Ryan McPartlin)- This is one tall guy even taller than soldier boy. He decided to become a cop like big brother and his best friend. He is a bit of a dumb blonde but he has his moments. He hasn't had a girl ever it seems. Get this guy some action because that might loosen the bloke up since he's stiff around the collar or other parts for that matter.
Miguel Lopez-Fitzgerald (Jesse Metcalfe)- Like his big brother Luis he likes to play the part of hero. He has a baby with another girl that is out to get his girlfriend. He seemed to be starting to realize that Kay wasn't sweet and innocent but the blinders are closing over his eyes. He has to be the only bloke in the history of mankind that actually in a sense got raped by a girl but at least he enjoyed it until the Charity mask faded away and it turned out to be Kay.
Tabitha Lenox(Juliet Mills)- This witch is a hoot but I have to say that I miss Timmy. Well she now has little Endora to liven things up. She is over 300 years old so I'm younger than her and she is quite entertaining.
Edna Wallace (Kathleen Noone)- The wacko mother of Beth and her best friend is a monkey named Precious. Well I guess with a daugther like Beth a monkey is welcome company since her daughter gives evil a bad name.
Simone Russell (Chrystee Pharris)- The clueless girl that totally hates her sister because they are in love with the same guy but of course both are totally unaware that he's their brother which is gross. Ok they didn't know but hopefully the truth will come out and maybe they could make up. Family should stick together if possible.
Syd Valentine (Alisa Reyes)- A bitch singer that Chad was managing but now that Dog fellow has taken her on. I personally don't like her and her singing isn't all that great either.
Eve Russell (Tracey Ross)- The good doctor that has the town fooled. Actually when you think about all the things she's overcome people should be proud of that but she's living with the shame. Now she is just stocking up on guilt since she's ruining lives with this secret so maybe she'll finally reveal all.
Grace Bennett (Dana Sparks)- The best friend of Eve and in the know about Eve's secret except for the whole being blackmailed by Ivy thing. Oh what will happen when the truth comes out that she left her real husband for a fake one. I guess that Tomato Soup cake hasn't been helping build up the brain cells.
Charity Standish (Molly Stanton)- Goldilocks with her visions except she can never figure them out. She suspects for a while but then goes back to being utterly blind to everything before her.
Jessica Bennett (Danica Stewart)- Kay's little sis with the dorky boyfriend. She is actually kind of annoying but maybe in time she'll actually become interesting.
TC Russell (Rodney Van Johnson)- The man with the temper and the biggest bigot of all. He's all punch face and ask questions later. He is very judgemental which isn't the best way to be in life since he'll end up in jail for murder one of these days.
Sheridan Crane(McKenzie Westmore)- The sweet blonde that has done through hell quite literally on earth. It seems like someone is always trying to kill her and there's no reason to unless you don't like someone that is rich but is also a good person not to mention beautiful.
