Angel

Warrior Babes The Second

Angel

City Of: It's always good to find a familiar face in a new place where you know no one.

Lonely Heart: It's good to put yourself out there but remember that it's not such a good idea to go home with someone you just met at a bar since you might find yourself burrowed through.

In The Dark: To maximize your torturing pleasure don't forget to play Mozart as you jab hot pokers into your victim.

I Fall To Pieces: Never go on a date with a doctor that operated on you to avoid the horrors of being stalked by a psycho with removeable parts.

Rm w/a Vu: If you find the perfect place to live do everything you can to keep it especially if it's rent controlled.

Sense And Sensitivity: Everyone needs a hug every once in a while.

The Bachelor Party: If your ex's new fiance wants your blessing and for you to go to the bachelor party don't go unless you want your brains to be eaten.

I Will Remember You: Chocolate and peanut butter are tops on the list of heavenly delights.

Hero: Giving your life to save others is a sure sign of a hero.

Parting Gifts: In the midst of grief it helps to realize that you have a piece of the one that died inside you.

Somnambulist: Know the difference between the bad and good guys even if the good one has a checkered and bloody past.

Expecting: Sometimes you want to hit the rewind button when you wake up in the morning and find yourself very pregnant.

She: A little politeness can go a long way.

I've Got You Under My Skin: Evil comes in all sorts of packages even a supposedly innocent little boy who is empty inside except for major darkness.

The Prodigal: Whe the person to blame is dead you tend to lash out and blame the person that happens to be in the room with you even if it's not his fault.

The Ring: Those who pay and gamble to watch fights to the death are seriously deranged and in need of a serious ass kicking to see how they like it.

Eternity: Don't be so quick to answer a slew of questins without realizing that there could be some seriously bad consequences.

Five By Five: One's true strength can be revealed in the most horrible of circumstances like getting tortured for instance.

Sanctuary: Having someone that knows what you're going through helps since it makes you feel less alone.

War Zone: Some policies should be adjusted since shooting first and asking questions later isn't always the best idea.

Blind Date: There are some things that even an evil lawyer can't stomach.

To Shanshu In LA: Sometimes a sacrifice is made while on the job like a job when you refuse to give up something.

Judgement: In the city of angels you can find just about anything even a karoake bar owned by a singing green guy.

Are You Now Or Have You Ever Been?: Paranoia may not all be in in your head if a paranoia demon is whispering in your ear.

First Impressions: Always take the time to remove the keys from the car especially if it's not your car since that's just begging for someone to steal it.

Untouched: Try floating and spinning a guy until he pukes because that's a much better plan than smashing him like a bug even if he deserves it.

Dear Boy: If you see someone that should be dead be prepared for badness.

Guise Will Be Guise: Just wearing the coat can really get you into character.

Darla: Being raised from Hell and being suddenly mortal wreaks havor with mental instability not to mention the whole dying thing.

The Shroud Of Rahmon: Avoid crazy making shrouds and burn if it you come across one.

The Trial: Talk things through before going through a series of trails to find out if what you want is even a possibility and look for those pesky loopholes.

Reunion: When you ask for a massacre you have no one but yourself to blame if you become one of the victims of it.

Redefinition: When you're fired you have to stick together and figure out what to do next.

Blood Money: Some people are exependable while others aren't

Happy Anniversary: Be gentle when breaking up with your boyfriend and don't do it on your anniversary after he gives you a gift and you give him the sympathy bone before giving him the heave ho because that's just mean.

The Thin Dead Line: Zombie cops aren't so good about that whole protect and serve thing since they don't care who they shoot.

Reprise: Sometimes you just need something to happen to bring you to your senses such as non blissful sex with your ex.

Ephiphany: It takes time to prove yourself to those you care about after hurting them.

Disharmony: Everyone is looking for their place in the world.

Dead End: Sometimes you need a clean break and a chance to start fresh somewhere new.

Belonging: Be careful about what you pick up and read.

Over The Rainbow: Things can change from being very bleak to absolutely fantabulous.

Through The Looking Glass: Hee what girl doesn't want to be a princess although losing the hot pokers would make it more pleasant.

There's No Place Like Plrtz Glrb: When rescued from a hellish place that turned you into a slave stop for tacos before heading home.

Heartthrob: When you're grieving killing a bunch of demon monks makes you wish you had gone to Vegas.

That Old Gang Of Mine: When your place is a sanctuary make sure the spell includes human violence as well as demon.

That Vision Thing: Just becaue someone has a policy against killing humans doesn't mean there can't be an exception to the rule.

Carpe Noctum: If you don't use your heart it eventually shrivels up and dies.

Fredless: It feels good to find out where you belong and that there are good parents out there.

Billy: Sometimes a guy needs to be put down like a dog especially when his touch or bodily fluids turn guys all homicidal.

Offspring: When you have run out of options go to the guy that knocked you up which was supposed to be utterly impossible.

Quickening: In some instances you need to team up with people you despise.

Lullaby: Getting maternal can cause even a soulless being to make the greatest sacrifice for her child.

Dad: It takes a bit of an adjustment when you're a new father and you never thought it would happen.

Birthday: Once you've found your true calling you just refuse to give it up.

Provider: Don't spread yourself too thin when it comes to priorities.

Waiting In The Wings: Don't be afraid to try new things since you may find yourself loving it.

Couplet: If you truly love someone you'll be willing to stand aside to let her be with another guy if that'll make her happy.

Loyalty: Never trust a giant, evil, talking hamburger.

Sleep Tight: Tell someone before you even think of kidnapping one of your best friend's son.

Forgiving: When a loved one has been whisked away to a Hell dimension you're willing to do anything even a little torture in the hopes of getting him back no matter how small a chance you have.

Double Or Nothing: Never ever gamble away your suol no matter how fly the truck.

The Price: When you mess with black mojo expect consequences to pop up.

A New World: Learn the rules because things are very different in LA than in Quor-toth.

Benediction: A father and son should get to know each other before the son decides he hates him and wants him dead.

Tomorrow: You can be so close to getting what you want and circumstances can make everything go all kablooey.

Deep Down: There is such a thing as thinking way too much especially when you're locked up in a box under the ocean.

Ground State: If you kill a guy with your electrical touch the least you can do is jumpstart his heart again.

The House Always Wins: A road trip is supposed to be fun but sometimes it's better if you just stay at home at least for a while.

Slouching Toward Bethlehem: The truth is always gonna come out so you may as well spill already.

Supersymmetry: It's odd to find out what people are talking about online in the chatty rooms.

Spin The Bottle: Some spells are stranger than others that can lead to talking to bushes and puking in them.

Apocalypse, Nowish: Sometimes knowing just isn't enough to really prepare you for what's gonna happen especially if it starts raining fire.

Habeas Corpses: Even though you're upset you have to save your kid from the evil empire even though you saw him boinking the girl you're in love with.

Long Day's Journey: Things aren't always so clear cut because the most obvious answer isn't always the right one.

Awakening: Sometimes you have to go with the really bad idea because you don't have anything else.

Soulless: Be careful where you stash away a soul so someone doesn't get a case of sticky fingers and steal it which means you're screwed.

Calvary: Sometimes you would just kill for a mute button that works on people.

Salvage: Sometimes you have to put feelings aside in order to do what must be done.

Release: In the strangest situations you can find out something about yourself.

Orpheus: Some trips are stranger than others.

Players: Sometimes the news isn't as good as it may sound especially when there is a whoosh factor.

Inside Out: Some people are gullible and are easily led around by the nose because they are so desperate to believe because they have the hots for a pretty face.

Shiny Happy People: Some babies shouldn't be born especially if they strip away your free will and have tentacles.

The Magic Bullet: Never underestimate the power of a good axe against a finger eating demon with booger things coming out the side of his nose.

Sacrifice: It's always a good idea for at least one person to survive when the whole world is going straight to Hell.

Peace Out: Never underestimate the power of a fist that goes through a head to do the trick against evil disguised as good.

Home: There's no place like home especially since it gives you exactly what you always wanted and never had because you were stolen away into a Hell dimension.

Conviction: There has to be a certain amount of bad to go along with the good you do when you're at Evil Inc.

Just Rewards: You never know what will pop out of the mail.

Unleashed: When something weird happens to you it helps to have someone that specializes in weird.

Hell Bound: No one likes to be tormented since it's hard enough to be incoporeal as it is without being dragged down into Hell by some psycho heavy into the magickal of the darkest variety.

Life Of The Party: Everyone needs sleep or things could get pretty ugly.

The Cautionary Tale Of Numero Cinco: The mail guy should never toss the boss through a window since that's a sure fire way to get your ass fired.

Lineage: Many people have issues with their parents so don't feel bad if you killed the cyborg version of your dad take a trip home and pay him a visit to see if you can make any progress with him.

Destiny: Just when you are really bummed the mail can come and put a smile on your face with a flash and you finding yourself solid again.

Harm's Way: Waking up with a dead guy in your bed isn't a good thing but don't be afraid to ask for help if you can't remember what happened.

Soul Purpose: Don't believe everything a stranger tells you because he could be a big fat liar go to the source to find out what's going on even if you hate the guy.

Damage: Lose the hospital gown since that's just wicked conspicuous and pay for the food instead of eating it in the store.

You're Welcome: Sometimes it helps to get a last visit from a loved one to get you back in touch with yourself although it sucks that she turns out to be dead.

Why We Fight: You should really beef up on the security to avoid a psycho from popping in that decides to string up people and nearly killing them just to get his sire's attention.

Smile Time: Getting turned into a puppet sucks not to mention makes you very emotional although you do look adorable.

A Hole In The World: Curiousity isn't always a good thing because it could end up killing you if you're not careful.

Shells: Friends don't stab other friends unless of course you stab in such a way that the guy is left alive.

Underneath: Hell can come in many forms some nicer looking than others but just as ugly beneath the surface.

Origin: When you love someone you are willing to do anything to protect them so they are happy.

Time Bomb: Sometimes you can find hope in a most unexpected place.

The Girl In Question: Sometimes you have to let the girl go and be who you are because imitation isn't always the sincerest form of flattery.

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