Smile Time Song
In our secret backyard we can make your day more fun and less hard
No more frowning
Let's get learning ABC's and 123's
Everything from words to weather
We'll discover them together Woof!
Time to strap your thinking cap on
Thinking things are going to happen
Every day's a new beginning
All your friends are here and grinning
'Cause it's Smile Time
That's right!
You're on Smile Time
Self Esteem Song
Self esteem is for everybody
Self esteem is for everyone
You can dream and be anybody
But self esteem is how you get it done
Self esteem is how you get it done
We have every, everything we need
Self esteem is for everybody
Self esteem is for everyone
You can dream and be anybody
But self esteem is how you get it done.
Groofus: Oh hey there.
Polo: Hi.
Groofus: Aw looks like Polo has a case of the grumpies.
Unnamed Pigtailed Girl: Yeah he sure does Groofus. That mean old Mr. Fish-And-Chips said that Polo won't win the race tomorrow no matter how hard he tries.
Polo: Uh hug and I feel just awful. What if Mr Fish-And-Chips is right?
A short bus bastard shouldn't turn the CEO of Wolfram & Hart into a puppet.
Going Into The Don't Room
Might as well walk into a nuclear reactor and lick the core. Polo
You just don't mess around with the nest egg. Polo
Polo Rants
We eat babys live! Screw edu-tainment! The life force we're pulling out of thes snotnose kids is 100% pure innocence dick wad. You have any idea the street vaule that carries down in Hell? Damn right we're gonna be rich. Enough to build our very own Hades. After tomorrow's harvest we're gonna torch this crap hole and blow town before the rafters fall.
You don't want to talk to the hand because it could lead to you swallowing your tongue which isn't very fun for the one it's being done to but way fun for the one doing it.
Polo
And now it's time for Action Math News with your Action Math experts, Ratio Hornblower aaaaand Groofus.
Groofus
Thank you, Polo. Our top story this morning 2 plus 2 is 4! And in related news, 4 plus 4 is 8!
Math Song
Just a little bit of math in everything
From the number of your toes
To a arc of a swing
And even in the length of a yo yo string
There's a little bit of math in everything
One plus one is two and two plus two is four