6 Be careful when eavesdropping since a part of your
foot showing can result in being seen.
As a rule people tend to be fond of living indoors.
A comb is not a good Christmas gift.
When you have a $10 limit don't take it as a challenge to keep it as far under
$10 as possible.
Sometimes the bah humbug Grincy one becomes all about the holiday spirit.
Harry's Signs Of An Affair
1. Secret phone calls
2. Long lunches that are not on the calendar
3. The apartment that he goes to three times a week for thirty to forty-five minutes
Try not to jump to conclusions without any proof.
It's pretty creepy when someone kills Santa.
When it's been a while since you've spent the holidays when a woman wait for her.
Nothing says festive like a string of red lights strung all over the place.
As hard as it may be to believe there could be something worse than a guy cheating
on his wife like being in cahoots with death.
I have the night off and I'm not spending it waiting for you. So as unfestive as
it sounds you can find me at the lab, catching up on work. I'll be the one cutting out a spleen and pretending it's yours.
Tru
You can be forgiven for standing a person up on Christmas if you have a damn good
reason.
You've officially become an unparent when your start choking your son.
A near-death experience can be a huge wake-up call for a person.
When in a room full of dead bodies it's only natural to get scared when someone
walks in since dead people usually don't get up and walk around.
Everybody isn't as they seem since there could be some serious darkness beneath
the surface.
Nothing says fun like being forced to spend Christmas
Eve at the airport 'cause your flight was canceled.
Be suspicious when Dad agrees to a raise when you weren't really expecting one
but asked anyway.
Never accept help from Death.
You can't really explain why the stand up when you don't relive the day.
You don't carpool with the Reaper since working with him is bad enough.
All you need is a starting point since the less time spent with a guy who kills
people the better.
Money offered can get a person to talk about death even on Christmas Eve.
Does the fourth horseman at the Apocalypse need a pat on the back? Tru
When you're the Reaper don't get too warm and fuzz or you might end up melting the
ice around your heart.
The Help Me isn't always about saving the one asking but for someone they love.
Don't be surprised to have the one that you tried to kill a few months ago to
be a tad frosty.
When in doubt claim to be from the Neighborhood Watch Program looking for volunteers.
Burn your clothes and take a long bath when Death holds you while pretending to
be newlyweds.
Make sure all the kids went to the bathroom to avoid any accidents while playing
Santa.
Don't forget to ho ho ho when playing Santa.
It might not be a good idea to be too close to the Reaper when in a church.
Even Death doesn't want to spend Christmas Eve alone.
Just because you were acquitted doesn't mean you're innocent since the guilty can
go free with the right lawyer.
And once you take a human life it's like like a smell that you can't wash off, no
matter how hard you try. Jack
When all else fails grab some quick gifts at the morgue.
The cadaver doesn't need the company no matter the day.
We don't get to decide who lives and who dies who's guilty and who's not. That's
not the way it works. It's out of our hands. Jack
Some things that look like curtains can actually turn out to be a scarf.
Do you know why they gave the white hat to the hero in the old western movies? It
made them easier to light for the camera. The color of the hat is not about right or wrong. It's about what you choose to
see.
When in doubt blame it on the eggnog.
Some holiday traditions are better than others like the mistletoe thing.