Warrior Babes The Second

Strange Days 2

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Try not to be late on your first day of school.
 
It helps to have someone that can pull strings for you.
 
It's ok to be proud of yourself. Davis
 
When in class turn off the ringer on your phone.
 
It's totally understandable to be a bit obsessed with the bastard responsible for the death of your boyfriend.
 
Forgive me when someone kills my boyfriend and disappears for two months I tend to get a little obsessed. Tru
 
No one likes a nasty teacher.
 
It totally sucks when the company van gets stolen.
 
When all else fails call in sick.
 
An honest life doesn't come with a bookie.
 
Don't follow your skateboard into the street without looking because that's a good way to get hit.
 
Don't expect a thank you from a little girl when you're Death even if you save her life.
 
Preserving fate is just a lame attempt to explain away your allowing people to die that are meant to be saved.
 
Living in the past can be so debilitating don't ya think? Jack
 
Even Death takes a holiday.
 
Some people like ink blots.
 
The good part of having a rewind day is that you don't get humiliated by the teacher because you know the answer to the question the second time around.
 
Some guys get a little rattled by attractive women.
 
Some people shouldn't wake from a coma especially when they happen to be death.
 
Yes it sucks but an attractive guy Death or not can cause a girl to forget about prior plans.
 
Unfortunately being too pushy can totally work in the bad guy's favor.
 
It sucks when the bad guy gets there before you do.
 
Like it or not some people are just very dumb.
 
Decide on what voice you plan to use that will get the job done when you're making a very important phone call that is a matter of life and death.
 
Keep your door shut to avoid having someone come in and overhear you.
 
Things aren't always as they appear including people.
 
Sadly everyone can't be saved.
 
Don't go out in a boat during a storm especially alone.
 
No matter how you try to justify it when you make sure people die you're a killer plain and simple.
 
When all else fails steal a boat.
 
Always wear a life vest when you go out on a boat.
 
It's always nice to thank the one that saves your life.
 
It's ook to do some crazy things once in a while to blow off steam.
 
Don't underestimate the bond between a brother and sister who are very tight.

Essence of rose beats the smell of formaldehyde.
 
Sometimes an ah is just an ah but ask about it anyway.
 
Small Talk Tips
 
1. If it doesn't work well the first time around as in you talk about dead bodies try talking to the person again.
 
2. Try to find a topic that will excite the both of you.
 
I find that my interests don't overlap the rest of humanity's.
 
Don't leave your appointment book unattended so it can't be tampered with.
 
For someone to shoot someone one actually needs a gun dumb ass.
 
Sometimes you need to make a run for it.
 
Carry a pen knife or any sharp blade just in case you end up in handcuffs.
 
Sometimes it's best to leave certain questions unanswered.
 
There's dead people all over the world right? Harrison
 
When on the run one is open for any suggestions crazy or not.
 
Even a med student needs to take a break from the cadavers.
 
It's tough when your Father is the Martha Stewart of the medical world.
 
Hide under the table with the cadaver on the table when you're on the run and a Detective arrives looking for you.
 
When you're wanted by the police you can't stay in one place too long.
 
Remember that phone calls can be traced.
 
Make sure you have Funky Chicken and Charmed Pizza on speed dial.
 
When wanted for murder maybe you should think about getting a wig.
 
Carry some sugar packets in your purse or pocket so you have them for your coffee.
 
Some gals just love a guy that does laundry.
 
I'm good with emergencies. It's that day to day stuff can't hack. Harrison
 
Keep very alert because the enemy may come along and knock you out.
 
It feels good to punch the bad guy.
 
It's ironic when the one that is out there to make sure people dies saves your life.
 
Well it's been confusing as usual. Harrison
 
The person's kidding when they ask if you've seen any good cadavers lately.
 
Enjoy the sugar. Davis
 
I'm a complete ineptitude. Davis
 
There's no thanks when the person that saved you was setting someone up to be killed and also framed you for murder.
 
My advice to you work on being a gracious loser. Tru

Nothing says class like a balloon with Mom crossed out to write in Sis.
 
Nothing says surprise like a party in the morgue.
 
Renting a hot tub for a night isn't a good birthday present and doesn't count as one.
 
I like the bubbles. Davis
 
Morbid and strange can be nice.
 
It's a good idea to put the gift in a box to make it look good.
 
Of all the days to have a rewind a girl's birthday shouldn't be one of them.
 
It's hard to save a life when you don't know who needs saving/
 
Harrison On Birthdays
 
1. All about giggles.
 
2. Love for the people of the earth.
 
Oh right come for the cheesecake, stay for the death. I am cursed. Am I like typhoid Mary? Tru
 
I'm shaking hands with a small intestine can we hold off on food talk? I do like key lime pie. Tyler
 
Hiding behind a tree and watching can be stalking or survelliance.
 
No champagne when you're volunteering at the clinic later.
 
Pay attention to details because you never know what you'll find.
 
Some just crave fondue.
 
A card from Death isn't welcome.
 
One would actually have to have feelings in order for one's feelings to be hurt.
 
You can't make this about poor, funny little Davis who always loses it when a girl smiles at him. This isn't funny. This is serious. Davis
 
When you're being played realize that both you might be played.
 
Look around to get a feel for everything.
 
Tea as a rule tends to be hot.
 
Well I'm sure that she'll be punished uh by the universe not by human hands because that would be wrong. Davis
 
Better a surprise part in a diner than a morgue.
 
When trying to save a person's life thanks are the last thing on a person's mind.
 
There's the right person for everybody. Jensen

Even the bad guys change their calendar.
 
It's only dangerous if you screw it up so stay positive.
 
Even if it's the morning one can ask for a date for dinner which will take place at dinner time.
 
It's ok to play hooky once in a while.
 
Try your hand at scalping.
 
No creeping out your friends.
 
Your job has always been clear make today end like yesterday. Richard
 
You know how it goes Dad I work in the morgue. I only get a day if Death takes a day off. Tru
 
It wouldn't kill you to learn some manners.
 
Help me doesn't always mean save me. Jack
 
As a rule someone wanting help means they want to be saved.
 
It's her life. It's her death. It's her decision. Jack
 
Watch where you're going because knocking heads really hurts.
 
Don't forget to wash the blood off your teeth after knocking into someone's head.
 
I'm sorry about your father but take it from a friend life it doesn't hand you too many second chances. Harrison
 
Trying to help your friend might not work out but it doesn't hurt to try in case it works the way you want.
 
Sometimes good stuff happens out of the blue too. Tru
 
You could set your Plan B in effect any time tomorrow, or next week, or next month. It doesn't have to end tonight. Tru
 
Cash is so much more fun than a check.
 
You're not really helping people when you are out there to essentially kill them.
 
Don't reach for a sheet of paper when you're up high.

Take time out for some play.
 
Hold cram sessions in the cadaver lab.
 
Make sure you ice the injured wrist.
 
Social deficiencies can impair your dating.
 
You'll know you're ready when you fall in love again.
 
If I want the day to restart I have to find myself some new dead people. Tru
 
When in doubt lie a little.

Try blaming it on adrenaline.
 
Sometimes ya got to fight dirty to win. Tru
 
Sometimes you need to break the rules.
 
Believe me I could use a little more boredom in my life. Tru
 
When filing be careful of papercuts.
 
Check a person's ID to make sure you have the right person.
 
It's customary to report a stolen car when you actually own the car.
 
It is possible for a person to change.
 
Medical books can be quite heavy so have a cart handy.
 
I don't give a damn what fate wants because obviously fate doesn't give a damn about me. Tru
 
Don't give up without a fight.
 
A dead student equals straight As.
 
A sprain is preferable to being dead.

6 Be careful when eavesdropping since a part of your foot showing can result in being seen.
 
As a rule people tend to be fond of living indoors.
 
A comb is not a good Christmas gift.
 
When you have a $10 limit don't take it as a challenge to keep it as far under $10 as possible.
 
Sometimes the bah humbug Grincy one becomes all about the holiday spirit.
 
Harry's Signs Of An Affair
 
1. Secret phone calls
 
2. Long lunches that are not on the calendar
 
3. The apartment that he goes to three times a week for thirty to forty-five minutes
 
Try not to jump to conclusions without any proof.
 
It's pretty creepy when someone kills Santa.
 
When it's been a while since you've spent the holidays when a woman wait for her.
 
Nothing says festive like a string of red lights strung all over the place.
 
As hard as it may be to believe there could be something worse than a guy cheating on his wife like being in cahoots with death.
 
I have the night off and I'm not spending it waiting for you. So as unfestive as it sounds you can find me at the lab, catching up on work. I'll be the one cutting out a spleen and pretending it's yours. Tru
 
You can be forgiven for standing a person up on Christmas if you have a damn good reason.
 
You've officially become an unparent when your start choking your son.
 
A near-death experience can be a huge wake-up call for a person.
 
When in a room full of dead bodies it's only natural to get scared when someone walks in since dead people usually don't get up and walk around.
 
Everybody isn't as they seem since there could be some serious darkness beneath the surface. 
 
Nothing says fun like being forced to spend Christmas Eve at the airport 'cause your flight was canceled.
 
Be suspicious when Dad agrees to a raise when you weren't really expecting one but asked anyway.
 
Never accept help from Death.
 
You can't really explain why the stand up when you don't relive the day.
 
You don't carpool with the Reaper since working with him is bad enough.
 
All you need is a starting point since the less time spent with a guy who kills people the better.
 
Money offered can get a person to talk about death even on Christmas Eve.
 
Does the fourth horseman at the Apocalypse need a pat on the back? Tru
 
When you're the Reaper don't get too warm and fuzz or you might end up melting the ice around your heart.
 
The Help Me isn't always about saving the one asking but for someone they love.
 
Don't be surprised to have the one that you tried to kill a few months ago to be a tad frosty.
 
When in doubt claim to be from the Neighborhood Watch Program looking for volunteers.
 
Burn your clothes and take a long bath when Death holds you while pretending to be newlyweds.
 
Make sure all the kids went to the bathroom to avoid any accidents while playing Santa.
 
Don't forget to ho ho ho when playing Santa.
 
It might not be a good idea to be too close to the Reaper when in a church.
 
Even Death doesn't want to spend Christmas Eve alone.
 
Just because you were acquitted doesn't mean you're innocent since the guilty can go free with the right lawyer.
 
And once you take a human life it's like like a smell that you can't wash off, no matter how hard you try. Jack
 
When all else fails grab some quick gifts at the morgue.
 
The cadaver doesn't need the company no matter the day.
 
We don't get to decide who lives and who dies who's guilty and who's not. That's not the way it works. It's out of our hands. Jack
 
Some things that look like curtains can actually turn out to be a scarf.
 
Do you know why they gave the white hat to the hero in the old western movies? It made them easier to light for the camera. The color of the hat is not about right or wrong. It's about what you choose to see.
 
When in doubt blame it on the eggnog.
 
Some holiday traditions are better than others like the mistletoe thing.

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