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City Of: It's always good to find a familiar face in a new
place where you know no one.
Lonely Heart: It's good to put yourself out there but remember that it's not such a
good idea to go home with someone you just met at a bar since you might find yourself burrowed through.
In The Dark: To maximize your torturing pleasure don't forget to play Mozart as you
jab hot pokers into your victim.
I Fall To Pieces: Never go on a date with a doctor that operated on y ou to avoid
the horrors of being stalked by a psycho with removeable parts.
Rm w/a Vu: If you find the perfect place to live do everything you can to keep it.
Sense And Sensitivity: Everyone needs a hug every once in a while.
The Bachelor Party: If you're ex's new finacee wants your blessing and for you to go
the bachelor party don't go unles syou want your brains to be eaten.
I Will Remember You: Chocolate and peanut butter are one of the few heavenly delights
on earth.
Hero: Giving your lfie to save others is a sure sign of a hero.
Parting Gifts: In the midst of grief it helps to realize that you have a piece of the
one that died inside you.
Somnabulist: Know the difference between the bad and good guys even if the good
one has a checkered and bloody past.
Expecting: Sometimes you wnat to hit the rewind button when you wake up in the morning
and find yourself very pregnant.
She: A little politenss can go a long way.
I've Got You Under My Skin: Evil comes in all sorts of packages even a supposedly
innocent little boy who is empty inside.
The Prodigal: When the person to blame is dead you tend to lash out and blame the person
that happens to be in the room with you even though it's not his fault.
The Ring: Those who pay and gamble to watch fights to the death are seriously
deranged and in need of a serious ass kicking.
Eternity: Don't be so quick to answer a slew of questions without realizing that there
could be some seriously bad consequences.
Five By Five: One's truth strength can be revealed in the most horrible of circumstances
like getting tortured for instance.
Sanctuary: Having someone that knows what you're going through helps wonders.
War Zone: Some policies should be adjusted since shoot first and ask questions later
isn't always the best idea.
Blind Date: There are some things that even a evil lawyer can't stomach.
To Shanshu In LA: Sometimes a sacrifice is made while on the job like losing a hand when you refuse to let go.
Judgement: In the city of angels you can find just about
anything even a karoake bar owned by a singing green guy.
Are You New Or Have You Ever Been?: Paranoida may not be all in your head if a paranoia
demon is whispering in your ear.
First Impressions: When in a hurry take the time to remove the keys from the car especially
if it's not yours.
Untouched: Floating and spinning a guy until he pukes is a much better plan than
smashing him like a bug even if he deserves it.
Dear Boy: If you see someone that should be dead be prepared for badness.
Guise Will Be Guise: Just wearing the coat can really get you into character.
Darla: Being raised from Hell and being mortal wreaks havoc with one's mental state.
The Shroud Of Rahmon: Avoid crazy making shrouds and burn it if you come across one.
The Trial: Talk things though before going through a series of trials to find out if
what you want is even a possibility.
Reunion: When you ask for a massacre you have no one but yourself to blame if you become
one of the victims of it.
Redefinition: When you're fired you have to stick together and figure out what to do
next.
Blood Money: Some people are expendable while others aren't.
Happy Anniversary: Be gentle when breaking up with your boyfriend and don't do it on
your anniversary after he give syou a gift and you give him the sympathy bone before giving him the heave ho.
The Thin Dead Line: Zombie cops aren't so good about that whole protect and serve thing.
Reprise: Sometimes you jsut need something to happen to bring you to your sense such
as non blissful sex with your ex.
Ephiphany: It takes time to prove yourself to those you care about after hurting them.
Disharmony: Everyone is looking for their place in the world.
Dead End: Sometimes you need a clean break and a chance to start fresh somewhere new.
Belonging: Be careful about what you pick up and read.
Over The Rainow: Things can chagne from being very bleak to absolutely fantabulous.
Through The Looking Glass: Hey what girl doesn't want to be a princess although losing
the hot pokers would make it more pleasant.
There's No Place Like Pltrz Glrb: When rescued from a Hellish place that turned you
into a slave stop for tacos before heading home.
Heartthrob: When you're grieving killing a bunch of demon
monks makes you wish you'd gone to Vegas.
That Old Gang Of Mine: When your place is a sanctuary make sure the spell includes
human violence as well as demon.
That Vision Thing: Just because somone has a policy against killing humans doesn't
mean there can't be an exception to the rule.
Carpe Noctum: If you don't use your heart it eventually shrivels up and dies.
Fredless: It feels good to find out where you belong and that there are good parents
out there.
Billy: Sometimes a guy needs to be put down like a dog especially when his touch or
bodily fluids turns guys all homicidal.
Offspring: When you have run out of optinos go to the guy that knocked you up which
was supposed to be impossible.
Quickening: In some instances you need to team up with people you despise.
Lullaby: Getting maternal can cause even a soulless being to make the greatest sacrifice
for her child.
Dad: It takes a bit of an adjustment when you're a new father and you never expected
it to happen.
Birthday: Once you've found your true calling you just refuse to give it up.
Provider: Don't spread yourself too thing when it comes to priorities.
Waiting In The Wings: Don't be afraid to try new things since you may find yourself
loving it.
Couplet: If you truly love someone you'll be willing to stand aside to let her be with
another guy if that'll make her happy.
Loyalty: Never trust a giant, evil, talking hamburger.
Sleep Tight: Tell someone before you even think of kidnapping a dear friend's child.
Forgiving: When a loved one has been whisked away to a Hell dimension you're willing
to try anything even a little torture to get him back.
Double Or Nothing: Never ever gamble away your soul no matter how fly the truck.
The Price: When you mess with black mojo expect consequences to pop up.
A New World: Learn the rules because things are very different in LA than in Quor-toth.
Benediction: A father and son should get to know one another.
Tomorrow: You can be so close to getting what you want when circumstances can make
everything go all kablooey.
Deep Down: There is such a thing as thinking way too much.
Ground State: If you kill a guy with your electrical touch the least you could do is
jumpstart his heart again.
The House Always Wins: A road trip is supposed to be fun but sometimes it's better
if you stay home for a while at least.
Slouching Towards Bethlehem: The truth is always gonna come out so you may as well
spill already.
Supersymmetry: It's odd to find out what people are talking about online in the chatty
rooms.
Spin The Bottle: Some spells are stranger than others that can lead to talking to bushes
and puking in them.
Apocalypse Nowish: Sometimes knowing enough to really prepare you for what's gonna
happen especially when it starts raining fire.
Habeas Corpses: Even though you're upset you have to save your kid from the Evil Empire
even though you saw him boinking the girl you're in love with.
Long Day's Journey: Things aren't always so clear cut because the most obvious answer
isn't always the right one.
Awakening: Sometimes you have to go with the really bad idea because you don't have
anything else.
Soulless: Be careful where you stash away a soul so someone doesn't get a case of sticky
fingers and steals it which means you're screwed.
Calvary: Sometimes you would just kill for a mute button that works on people.
Salvage: Sometimes you have to put feelings aside in order to do what must be done.
Release: In the strangest situations you can find out something about yourself.
Orpheus: Some trips are stranger than others.
Players: Sometimes the news isn't as good as it may sound especially when there is
a whoosh factor.
Inside Out: Some people are guillible and are easily led around by the nose because
they are so desperate to believe and have the hots for a pretty face.
Shiny Happy People: Some babies shouldn't be born especially if they strip away your
free will and have tentacles.
The Magic Bullet: Never underestimate the power of a good axe against a finger eating
demon with booger things coming out of the side of his nose.
Sacrifice: It's always a good idea for at least one person to survive when the whole
world is going straight to Hell.
Peace Out: Never underestimate the power of a fist that goes through the head to do
the trick against evil disguised as good.
Home: There's no place like home especially since it gives you exactly what you always
wanted and never had because you were stolen away into a Hell dimension.
Conviction: There has to be a certain amount of bad to go
along with the good when you're at Evil Inc.
Just Rewards: You never know what will pop out of the mail.
Unleashed: When something weird happens to you it helps to have someone that specializes
in weird.
Hell Bound: No one likes to be tormented since it's hard enough to be incorporeal as
it is without being dragged into Hell by some psycho heavy into the magick of the darkest variety.
Life Of The Party: Everyone needs sleep or things could get pretty ugly.
The Cautionary Tale Of Numbero Cinco: The mail guy should never toss the boss through
a window since that's a sure fired way to get your ass fired.
Lineage: Many people have issues with their parents so don't feel bad if you killed
the cyborg version of your Dad take a trip home and pay him a visit to see if you can make any progress with him.
Destiny: Just when you are really bummed the mail can come and put a smile on
your face with a flash and you finding yourself solid again.
Harm's Way: Waking up with a dead guy in your bed is not a good thing but don't be
afraid to ask for help if you can't remember what happened.
Soul Purpose: Don't believe everything a stranger tells you because he could be a big
fat liar go to the source to find out what's going on even if you hate the guy.
Damage: Lose the hospital gown since that's wicked conspicuous and pay for the food
instead of eating it in the store.
You're Welcome: Sometimes it helps to get a visit from a loved one to get you back
in touch with yourself although it sucks that she turns out to be dead.
Why We Fight: You should really beef up on security to avoid a psycho from popping
in that decides to string up people and nearly killing them just to get his sire's attention.
Smile Time: Getting turned into a puppet sucks not to mention makes you very emotional
although you do look adorable.
A Hole In The World: Curiousity isn't always a good thing because it could end up killing
you if you're not careful.
Shells: Friends don't stab other friends unless of course you stab in such a way that
the guy is left alive.
Underneath: Hell can come in many forms some nicer looking than others but just as
ugly beneath the surface.
Origin: When you love someone you are willing to protect them so they are happy.
Time Bomb: Sometimes you can find hope in a most unexpected place.
The Girl In Question: Sometimes you have to let the girl go and be who you are because
imitation isn't always the sincerest form of flattery.
Power Play: Sometimes a person needs to skip down that evil brick road for the best
of reasons so don't be so quick to jump to conclusions.
Not Fade Away: Hey who doesn't want to slay a dragon because well that'd be pretty
cool and think of the bragging rights you'll have as long as you don't get turned into a great big pile of dust after all
they do tend to breathe fire those dragons so be careful.
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