Warrior Babes The Second

Miss Whack Your Head Off

New Man
 
Once a villian
Didn't work out
Killed his best friend
Turned it around
Worked with the Scoobies
Along with the potentials
Doing his very best
Survives the battle
Goes off to Europe
Working with Giles
Doing some training
Claiming to be his top man
Doing a double cross
Walking up with a dozen Slayers
Taking away the psycho one

Psychotic
 
Locked away in a padded room
A mix up with the meds
Chance to escape arose
Leaving behind a bloody trail
A Slayer who's a total loon
Tragedy too horrible for words
Parents murdered and she was taken
All kinds of unbelievable torture
Seriously messed up in the head
Fading in and out of reality
Snatched away in a double cross
The little ponce and his backup
A dozen Slayers none too friendly
 
Dana's Sitch
 
She was a special case. Family was murdered in her home when she was ten. Whoever did it took Dana and tortured her for months. She was found one day naked and bleeding wandering the streets barely functional nearly catatonic ever since. Several months ago her condition chagned increasing levels of agitation accompanied by explosive outbursts of inhuman strength. May I suggest that you stop your friend. If he finds Dana he's gonna wind up dead like the others.
 
Dr Rabinaw videoed all his sessions with her.
 
Still supercharged with the Thorazine in her strait jacket.
 
She's A Slayer
 
There were drawings of demons in her room hundreds of them. So me with a little girl in them. I thought it was Dana but they're all different not her. It's not just the drawings. I saw a tape of her she was speaking a half dozen languages one of them was Romanian. She was yelling about being chosen. She's not a demon she's a Vampire Slayer.
 
And then the dreams of demons and super powers she's always had suddenly become real.
 
The dreams of Slayers are usually just dreams. But Dana's mental instability may be making them seem more real.
 
Rupert Giles Top Guy: Andrew
 
Slayer Mythology By Andrew
 
Gather around and attend to a most unusual tale I like to call The Slayer of the Vampires. Eons ago, on the dark continent, three wise elders decided to fight evil with a taste of its sinistro. They took a young girl, and they imbued her with the power of a demon. Thusly, the First Slayer of the Vampires was born. But, alas, the existence of a Slayer is often brutal and short-lived. And the "Primitive" as she was called, boasted no exception but the elders had foreseen the inevitability and devised a way for her power to live on. In every generation one is chosen. There are many potentials as we experts callt hem. Hundreds maybe thousands per generation. Each of them experiencing vivid dreams some say nightmares of the heroics of past Slayers. But only one can be chosen. Six months ago Buffy, Vampire Slayer extraordinare had her lesbian witch make with the beaucoup magie one light show later all the potentials become Slayers. An army of Slayers. Brililant strategem. (But with the Watchers Council destroyed how will these new Slayers receive their necessary training?) Mr Giles and a few key Sunnydale Alum have been tracking down the recently chosen uh, guiding them, training them, giving them the full X-Men, minus the crappy third act. But this Dana girl she's an anomaly that no one could have foreseen tortured, traumatized, driven insane by Yoda knows who.
 
Mr Giles has been training me. I'm faster, stronger and 82% more manly than the last time we...
 
Dana's House Read By Vernon: Does all of Tom Arnold's readings
 
The walls scream with the blood of the innocent. Fear. Anguish. Pain. He needed them to suffer. She doesn't know him. She tries to be still invisible but he sense her. She's gone. Dark. The floor is cold. The air is thick with dust and the smell sickly, smeet like molasses. A basement. That's where her pain lives. And it's still calling her.
 
Catching Up With The Scoobies
 
Buffy
 
Yeah of course uh she's in Rome. Dawn's in school there. Italian school
 
Yeah she was rounding Slayers up in Europe, decided she liked it there, I guess. I think that um she needed a break from California.
 
Past Midnight On The Crazy Clock
 
No escaping. Doesn't hurt if you hold still. Heart and head. Have to get home. Doesn't hurt if you hold still. Heart and head. Stab the heart, cut off the head. Only way to be sure. Keep cutting till you see dust. Please don't I have to get home to my son to my Robin. William the Bloody. Head and heart. Don't be scread. Yellows make you weak. Not weak anymore. Don't cry. They can't hear you. Daddy's gone. He can't hear you. Piece by piece. Yellow makes you weak. Brown makes you sleepy. Can't hurt me anymore. Shh! Hold still. Count backwards. 10, 9, 8, 7, Piece by piece. Shh! Stay quiet. I'll let you go. Losing all your pieces. Not weak. Can't touch me anymore. No! No more Daddy. No more Mommy. No more hands. Can't touch me ever again. Shh! You killed her. You killed them both. Doesn't matter! Head and heart. Keep cutting till you see dust. Hold still. Can't hurt me. Not weak anymore. Strong. Slayer.
 
The Monster Responsible Angel With The Facts
 
The man who tried to hurt you his name's Walter Kindel. He tried to rob a liquor store five years ago and the police shot him. He he's dead Dana.
 
The Double Cross by Andrew
 
She's a Slayer. That means she's ours. No I don't think you heard me Angel. Think we're just gonna let you take her back to your evil stronghold? Well, as they say in Mexico no. We're not gonna let you. You don't have a choice. Check the view screen, uhura. I got twelve Vampire Slayers behind me, and not one of them has ever dated you. She's coming with us one way or another. Where do you think my orders came from? News flash nobody in our camp trusts you anymore. Nobody. You work for Wolfram & Hart. Don't fool yourself. We're not on the same side. Thank you for your help but, uh we got it.