Warrior Babes The Second

The Undead

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Bat Nose
 
The Master
 
Joseph Heinrich one of the oldest
To stalk across the land
A case of stupidity got him stuck
Sucked beneath a church where he remains
His face is stuck complete with bat nose
Tried to escaped but failed at first
At last he was released when he killed her
Having a bite to eat before he left
Ened up dusted and nearly brought back
She grinded the bones which did the trick
 
Right Hand Vamp
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Luke
 
At the Master's service
Been around for a while
Bringing food back to the Master
Became his vessel
So he could be released
From his earthly prison
Wearing his symbol proudly
Drinking in the power
Meal interrupted by her
Was easily tricked
A broken window all it took
Along with the light
Fooled into thinking it was sunlight
He was at long last dusted
 
The Annointed One
 
Collin
 
On a bus with his mom
Playing with his plane
A human at the time
But how things changed
The bus crashed
Many were slain
He was turned
Now the Annointed One
Now playing a huge part
The key to the Master's plan to escape
Didn't work out right
Survived but not for long
Dusted by the new vamp in town
 
The Preacher
 
Absalom
 
Likes to talk a lot
Wants to raise the Master
Removes the bones
Buried in consecrated ground
Although it burns
The sacrifices are gathered
All is going according to plan
One gets dusted mid sentence
Things go seriously awry
Still talking up a storm
Finally goes up in flames
 
The Big Bad
 
Spike
 
A most handsome bloke
With piercing eyes
Has very blonde hair
A sexy accent and swagger
Loves to brag about his deeds
Comes to Sunnydale
Looking to cure his beloved
Doesn't like waiting
Angelus was his Yoda
 
The Loon
 
Drusilla
 
A lovely English lass
With her doll Miss Edith
She's a loon
Driven mad by Angelus
Not quite right
An illness plagues her
Misses the leech
Along with Prague
 
Goes Evil
 
Angelus
 
The beast within unleashed
Restored to his evil self
With no soul plaguing him
After a night of passion
Pure and absolute bliss
His soul was ripped away
Leaving behind a killer
A mean son of a bitch
Quite a different sight
Although the face remains
Day and night are these two
 
The Ditz
 
Harmony
 
A dumb blonde to the extreme
One of the sheep in high school
Got vamped at graduation
Everything turned upside down
Unable to see her reflection
Hooks up with Spike
An odd pair are these two
Ended not a surprise
Finally headed off to LA

Vampire Factoids
 
They cast no reflection but oddly they show up on film and in pictures.
 
Not a big fan of crosses so wear one to protect from being bit unless you want to be bit.
 
Holy water is your best freind in repelling vampires. It burns the flesh and sends them screaming off into the night. Aim for the face for the best results.
 
If you fall for a creature of the night with a soul that was restored with a Gypsy curse be forewarned. Have someone ready and close by to perform the Soul Restoration Spell to avoid the pain of dead friends. If possible send your vamp love to that Seer in that cave and have him go through the Three Trials to earn his soul without that pesky curse attached so you can have at it till your hearts content.
 
Hooking up with a vampire that has a chip in his head can lead to destructive foreplay followed by mind blowing sex. Keeping it secret can add to the heat althout shame can come into play.
 
Meeting another you from another reality who happens to be a vampire can reveal something about yourself that you were unaware of.
 
Leather always adds to the sexiness of the vampire so often they will be wearing leather.
 
Be careful about who you invite into your home. There are vampires that just eat and run. Make sure you know how to revoke the invitation.
 
Flashing neck cleavage sends off the vibe of "Come bite me."
 
If getting a good bite turns you on go to a brothel to meet your darkest desire. It isn't a good idea to do this if you're in a relationship with someone since it could seriously muck things up when your secret comes out.
 
Keep a pointy object handy like a stake obviously but in a pinch a pencil will do.
 
Not all vampires are evil. Although a vampire falling in love with a Slayer can cause complications.
 
Most important of all is the fact that they have really good hearing so be careful about what you say when they are around this rule also applies to the one kid with two vamps as parents.
 
They burst into flames when they are exposed to direct sunlight unless they are wearing the Ring of Amarra which has been destroyed and since they didn't make cufflinks or a belt buckle that's unlikely to happen unless sunscreen gets really really good in the future.
 
They can eat and drink like people.
 
They can even shoot pool.
 
They are however a sucky date.
 
They cast no reflection so you can't read their minds.
 
If Angel has a moment of bliss he goes evil and that includes a drug induced one although that one isn't real and it does fade after the drug is out of his system.
 
The Gem of Amarra renders a vampire invincible. However, smashing it makes it useless so that means no more sunrises for you mister.
 
Drugs can't kill a vampire because the heart isn't beating and they are technically considered dead already.
 
A person can invite a vampire over without actually being in their place or even having a place yet at the time.
 
An evil talking stick takes a longer time to work and love spells work on them too.

They can jump from rooftops making no sound.
 
The blood of a Mohra demon turns a vamp human.
 
They don't drink demon blood. Pig's blood is the subsitute when you're all soul having or have a buggery chip stuffed into your brain.
 
They are considered the lowest of the low on the demon food chain.
 
They don't sleep in coffins and some are really touchy about that subject since many just sleep in a bed like humans do.
 
Those that are linked by blood can sense the other's presence.
 
Those who have a strong religious faith can sense vampires such as nuns and priests.
 
They can enter holy places but it's not too comfy for them.
 
They can perform an exorcism although they can't touch the cross needed during the ritual so it's best to wrap the hand up in a cloth first.
 
They have human emotions and retain the memories of when they were alive.
 
They aren't even welcome at demon brothels since they are looked down upon by most demons.
 
They can smell fear among other things like whether or not you had sex and with who.
 
They can earn a second chance at being human by doing acts of redemption but this is a very limited kind of offer since it only appears to apply to one vamp but who knows.
 
They like blood fine chilled but lose the cinnamon.
 
They can't die by hanging but they do get that big nasty bruise mark.
 
Caffeine can make vamps jittery too.
 
They have a low body temperature so they can't fool security systems because too many questions would arise.
 
When humans are scared the blood tastes more salty.
 
To sire a vamp you drink until you feel the heart to slow then they feed off you.
 
The vampire rises after sunset the following night. They are usually buried in dirt although it doesn't have to be deep or even in a cemetery.
 
They retain the least desireable traits from when they were human so if you were a sheep in life you are a sheep in unlife.
 
Paying Vamps For Suckjobs
 
It's been going on for centuries. Humans hire vampires to feed off them. They get off on the rush. And the danger the hazards of the underworld can become addictive to some people.
 
Why They Don't Kill The Person
 
Because they get cash and hot and cold running blood and they don't leave any corpses behind do they don't get hunted.

The Residents Of Deadonia
 
The Master: He was over 600 years old and had fruit punch mouth and a bat nose. He was Darla's sire. He was crushed to bits by Buffy in 1997.
 
Darla: She was made a vampire in the Virginia Colonies in 1609 by the Master. She was dusted in 1997 by Angel but was brought back in 2000 as human and still dying so Dru popped in a revamped her. She spent 150 years with Angelus wreaking havoc until he got his soul back. Darla made the ultimate sacrifice in 2002 when she staked herself to save her son. Sadly she forgot her real name since it was the Master who gave her the name Darla.
 
Liam/Angelus/Angel: He was made a vampire in 1753 in Gaulway, Ireland. Angelus leaves Ireland wreaks havoc in Europe for several decades and about eighty years ago in 1902 he comes to America shuns other vampires and there's no record of him killing here. As Angelus he is ruthless and always up for a bit of torture. As Angel he is a great source of info and good to have fighting on your side but falling in love with him leads to major pain. Unable to have a normal love life he has spent many an hour brooding in the dark. He fell in love with Buffy at first sight when he first say her when she was called and still living in LA and when he acted on it the curse kicked in and ripped his soul away which really made the shit hit the fan.
 
Drusilla: Prone to visions and driven insane by Angelus who also killed her family he turned her into a vampire in 1860. She had a mysterious illness that only her sire was able to cure. She has one Slayer kill under her belt because she offed Kendra in 1998.
 
William/William The Blood/Spike: As a human he wrote bad poetry and was the subject of ridicule. Dru made him a vampire in 1880. He has killed two Slayers one in China during the Boxer Rebellion and the second in New York in 1977. He got his cool jacket from Nikki the second Slayer that he killed and wore up until 2004 when it got blowed up in Rome. Following in Angel's footsteps he fell in love with Buffy. He got a chip implanted in his head and eventually he went to a Seer in a cave and earned his soul back.
 
Jesse: Xander's best friend who got taken after the first day of school. He was turned into a vampire and later was accidentally staked by Xander and was his first staking hey if its dust it counts.
 
Billy Fordham: An old friend of Buffy's that came to Sunnydale to become a vampire. He was dying of a brain tumor and in his desperation made a deal with Spike to give him the Slayer. Well he got his wish but he was staked the second he rose from his grave.
 
Claw Guy: He displeased the Master so as a penance he cut off his hand and replaced it with a giant fork. He was a good little bloodhound in tracking down the She-mantis one of the few things that actually wigs out a vampire.
 
Harmony Kendall: A total ditz that went to H.S. with the Scoobies and was turned into a vamp at graduation in 1999. She had a brief fling with Spike and tried to lead her own gang of minions but failed miserably but it gave everyone a good laugh. She was working at Wolfram & Hart with Angel and his crew but she betrayed them by not just boning the evil liasion Marcus but filling him in with all their little secrets so she was fired and her whereabouts are unknown.
 
Mr Trick: His first name is unknown but he's always sharply dressed in his suit. He is a modern day vampire that knows when to fight and when to flee. He was dusted by Faith in a rare moment of humanness when she saved Buffy.
 
Lyle and Tector Gortch: They earned their reptuation by massacring an entire Mexican village in 1866. That was before they became vampires. But the good news is that they're not amongst the greatest thinkers of our time. Tector was killed by the Bezoar. Lyle was later killed by Buffy during Slayerfest. Cordelia showed his vampire bride Candy Gortch who was boss with her trusty spatula.
 
Lenny: One of Spike's ex minions who later went to work for Mr Trick.
 
Vamp Xander: In the Bizarro World he's this bad ass vampire with his Will by his side.
 
Vamp Will: A evil skanky vampire who's kinda gay.

Vincent: One of Mr Trick's henchmen.
 
Sunday: The big vampire on campus that has her own gang that steal stuff from the students. She was dusted.
 
Rookie: A doper follower of Sunday's. He went all dusty.
 
Dav: The redheaded follower of Sunday's that Sunday enjoys insulting. She got all dusty.
 
Dead Eddie: A nice guy that Buffy met when they were both lost but he was turned into a vampire so she ended up staking him.
 
Sandy: A girl that Riley meets when he goes for a walk on the dark side. She seemed like a nice sort and she went outside with him but to her surprise he staked her before she got to feed. He later ended up going to a brothel for a little blood sucking action. She was the girl that caught vamp Will's attention when she paid a visit to Sunnydale and who knows who was the one that turned her.
 
Holden: A guy that Buffy went to High School with. A nice guy that was studying psychology when Spike turned him. After a therapy session Buffy got to staking. Ironically his exact twin turned up in LA at Wolfram & Hart as some scientist guy that was evil to the core but not so sadly got killed dead.
 
James and Elizabeth: They hung out with Angelus and Darla in the 18th century. They were very much in love up until the day Angel killed her. She was wearing the locket that James stole for her in 1777 with their pictures in it. They couldn't keep their hands off each other. He went to a slog demon and went after Angel. When his time was up he went poof because he was unable to live without her.
 
Sam Lawson: An essign on a mission in 1943. One of the few survivors on a sub they were taking along with a Nazi prisoner. The Nazi attacked killing him but since he was the only hope for the others Angel turned him as he was dying and was the only person sired while having a soul. He was dusted in 2004 when he came back to Angel and wasn't quite right in the head.
 
Nostroyev: Scourge of Siberia, Butcher of Alexander Palace, I was Rasputin's lover! Liked to tear you open and play coachman spear your horses on the lute of your entrails. Met a dusty end on the sub in 1943.
 
Prince Of Lies: A ugly bugger with a creepy laugh and gray skin. Really, really old with huge pointy ears, bald with bushy eyebrows. Long hands with long nails and not too bright not to mention not too fond of loud noises. He met a dusty end on the sub after attacking the Nazi and throwing a tantrum in 1943.

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