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Furry Little Friend
No, no, no, no,no relax my furry little friend no you're not dinner.
That's the boring part about immortality. You're never hungry. No you're definetely not food. You're my little Hercules. Hercules
trapped me in this little resort. I owe him a lot and I'm planning on paying him back for his kindness soon.
Unexpected Guest
Oh Xena so glad you could stop by for a visit and here I was afraid
I'd never get to torture you again. As you can see I've been keeping busy scarred by fire entombed for eternity you'll uh
you'll forgive me if I'm not exactly at my peak hmm.
Oh how I've missed Xena and our little chats.
Such a pretty day for a bloodbath.
Can't Be Killed That was good but you know the problem don't you? I'm immortal. You
can't kill me. You can't even hurt me. Oh but you want to don't you?
Immortals don't bleed and we heal fast oh but not in pieces.
That was kinda fun running myself through with the sword it tickled
a little bit in fact.
This will be fun making Xena confess all her sins after all she
created me.
Ambrosia
And then it's you and me and the ambrosia. I just had a marvelous idea
why don't you and I both eat it that way we can be fighting each other for eternity?
Who needs friends when enemies are so much fun.
She's right it's funny but I do think I have a death wish.
So Annoying
I was only asking for Xena and would have gladly given her Gabrielle
but no she wouldn't listen to reason she must have rocks for brains.
You don't just kill me and walk away.
Hope she has fun digging herself out of those rocks.
Patience is a virtue.
Truth Or Dare
All right we both know how much I love chit chat. My goodness are
you trying to figure me out? I'm flattered. Let's play a game shall we? I'll answer your question if you answer mine. What
did I feel when Xena confessed her crimes? Well the problem is Gabrielle I never feel anything. I mean bits and pieces here
and there but nothing solid. Think back to when you were a little girl and all you knew was your mother and your sister and
all of your faith revolved around them. Now kill them. My turn. When I sliced open your husband how long did it take for him
to die?
Bait
Now are we to stake Gabrielle out as the sacrificial lamb she is or
are we to trust that she won't be running?
Immortality
Speak for yourself staying alive isn't something that concerns my
anymore.
If I liked people I might almost like this Valasca.
Dumping her into the lava pit should be fun.
Wish me luck not that you would. Oh Xena next time we meet I'll
be a God.
A fire here and there should really brighten things up.
Exquisite Pain
And that's exactly how she'll feel when Solan dies stabbed, stabbed
through the heart. Pierced to the soul with such exquisite pain. Oh I wish I could have seen it.
Oh to see her suffer is all I live for to see utter pain. I'll just
relish every moment.
Solan isn't is? Flesh of your flesh. Bone of your bone. Can't wait
to see all that.
My Cookout
You'll do what make my life a living hell old hat dear. You did that
years ago when you barbecued my family but now it's my turn to host the cookout.
It Hurts
Hurts doesn't it losing your family? Rips out your heart and your
guts, your feelings. All that's left is the pain right? Welcome to the club.
Like to kill me? Wish you could.
Left Empty
You've won. All these years I've spent living to destroy you thinking
that only if I could give you the same pain that you gave me I'd be rid of it. Life would go on. And then I do and nothing
changes. I don't feel better just empty. So you let me go Xena can't win this battle and you've already won the war.
Disturbed Me!
Oh yeah and uh what exactly are you gonna do if I don't huh? You gonna
kill me? 'Cause I'm a Goddess now sweet cheeks and Goddesses don't die.
My Life
My life will never end and it was over years ago in Cirra.
Fire
Yeah well love fire it's been a part of me since Xena's army burned
my home and that fired turned my family to ashes and everybody died that day.
I'll show you carnage like you've never dreamed of a landscape littered
with body parts.
No Club
But I wouldn't want to be in a club that would have me for a member.
So this stuff really works how delicious.
I just loved the look Strife got in his eyes when he realized that
he was gonna die.
Why are you people so afraid to die?
I love a good chase.
You have to die for both of us now.
Little Callisto's Vow
I will never cry.
There's a price to pay for being a hero? Are you willing to pay
it?
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It's Auntie Callisto
Hi honey I'm home. Well there you are. Hello pumpkin. Your Auntie
Callisto's brought you a little treat. It is what you wanted isn't is they called him the the Priest of the Flesh. Now shall
I carve or will you?
We Meet Again
Not happy to see me are you? Neither am I really. Well I've got a
plan to solve both our problems. Oh Xena. I tell you about it and the first thing you know you'll be trying to stop me. You
just trust me you're gonna love it. Well least half of it.
My Sword
It's funny how I keep this thign around I don't really need. It's
just for decoration and for fun. I don't know if I'm toying with your or you're toying with me.
Well if I couldn't get Xena Ares will certainly.
Loved to chat but gotta go.
Not Just Death
More than that I want oblivion. I want my life to end. I want it all
to stop. No nothing. No memories. No Tartarus. Nothing.
Cut Off Hand
Nice try but that threat worked when I was only a mortal. But I'm
a God now Xena. Welcome to my world now get ready to leave it.
I just love the irony of Gabrielle and her daughter looking exactly
the same.
Oh mother and child reunion I'm all misty eyed.
Hope
Now she's scary and you just lost your one chance before she hatched
Xena.
So be if it she wants to look like the brat.
Well it is a good disguise. It'll attract less attention than walking
around naked I suppose.
I've always wanted to blow off Ares head.
Digging In The Dagger
You remember when I killed Strife that look in his eyes? You're
next Ares.
The Deal
I'll help you put Dahak back in the bottle and you help me die. I
figure you have a bead on that hinds blood dagger. Hercules probably told you where it was. It can kill a God you know. So
how about it I scratch your back you stab mine?
Bored With Life
I yearn for oblivion, annihilation peace if you will.
Please who said anything about suffering really it's more of a boredom
thing an emptiness really.
It's fun to set things on fire and the flames are oh so pretty.
A girl's gotta have some fun.
Try not to die before doing me first or I'll make Gabrielle wish
you had? How's that for incentive?
Do it gut her then it's my turn.
Bad News
You mean to tell me that those stupid maudlin missions she goes
on are gonna end her up in paradise!
Oh right she cooks my family, destroys my life and I end up in Hell
while she gets another shot that's fair.
I could get to like this Caesar guy after all we have so much in common
and I could get a Get Out of Hell ticket if this plan works.
No Physical Harm
I'm not crazy about not being able to shed even a littlle blood but
hey if it gets Xena where she belongs in Hell it'll all be worth it.
Damaged Beyond Repair
Don't bother you've already done all the damage you can to me thanks
by the way. I wanted to cease existing and you did your best to help. But as you can see it didn't take they wouldn't let
me off the hook that easy. I don't know whoever it is who does the final judging. They sent me to a place that makes Tartarus
look like the Elysian Fields they call it Hell.
And so now you're not the only clever girl are you Xena?
I just keep coming back in that way I'm more dependable than your
chakram.
The Offer
That's because you haven't heard it all yet. I'm offering you complete
serenity. There's a reason you can't allow you and your partner peace it's your guilt. It motivates everything you do. It
torments you. Invite me into your soul. I can rid you of that guilt. I can cleanse you of that shame that drives you. I can
give you peace if you let me. What's it gonna be Xena serenity and happiness or another ride in that wagon with your friend
Gabrielle? Think of your vision.
Damn well it'll be fun to see them executed but I'll give her another
chance to save her precious Gabrielle.
A Final Offer
All right let's keep it simple I keep the vision from coming true
and you leave Caesar alone.
Rejection
I offer her peace and serenity and she rejects it. I just don't understand
I'd kill for that offer but no I'm stuck in Hell if things don't go the way my Lord wants.
Hmm
So stubborn that I just couldn't stand watching it so I used the chakram
and it was quite an interesting turn of events when Xena was all helpless Gabrielle turned into quite an impressive killing
machine. I didn't think she had it in her but she sure sliced through those soldiers like they were butter but unfotunately
she stopped it was kinda fun to see her like that.
I'm kinda disappointed that I didn't get that treatment when
she wanted to kill me after I killed her precious husband oh well back to the drawing board.
Don't give me that confident look you're about to die like a slave
and drag your friend with you and it's all right by me.
So close yet so far and I'm delivering Xena to my Lord and Gabrielle
well she'll just be a bonus.
Damn that angel and his buddies taking my prize from me oh well
at least I've got Gabrielle to play with.
Knowing Xena as I do I know she'll come for her giving me another
opportunity.
Welcome To Hell
Morning honey. Aren't you the lucky girl? You get to spend eternity
with me. Let me confess something I'm gonna enjoy tormenting you. I'm sure the Powers That Be will try to rob me of my joy.
It's all with a catch down here. You have such faith how cute. Course they'll try to rescue you and Xena will make some selfless
self sacrificing getsure. But fear not we'll be ready for them. Eat up my little dumpling you must be famished. Dying makes
one so very hungry.
This is so much fun seeing little Gabrielle get in touch with the
demon side of things.
Undying Hatred
I will never stop hating you Xena do you hear me? Never! You killed
my family, my soul, my reason to live and love and I will spend eternity seeking revenge.
Angelic
I'm not a very good fighter but if it makes you feel better. I don't
blame you. I did a terrible thing. I killed someone you loved. I must have been very evil. I don't understand it myself. Why
would Xena do something like that for me? My family? My family. You know Michael told me that I would never know love like
the love of heaven but he's wrong. My family gave me that kind of love all the time. My memory of so much of my life is confused
and fuzzy but that part I remember every detail. And Michael says when I'm ready I get to see them again. I'm so sorry.
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